“So would you like to explain… this?”
“The thing… yes this thing. The thing of which I’m not stalling about.”
“Uhhh hi, how are you? In this current point and time?”
“Doing alright, you know… meh and all that.”
“If you don’t want to talk about it, fine, but something should be done about it.”
“Alright well that was ominous and disconcerting.”
“Do you ever feel like we’re just existing?”
“Hmmm… no I don’t want to do that.”
“We starting today with a game of twenty questions?”
“That’s a face you’re making. I don’t know what it’s called but you’re making it.”
“Saw that. Can’t hide that from me.”
“That could mean literally anything. Can I buy an adjective or something?”
“I don’t have the words to describe what this is but you’ll know when you see it.”
“All you got was unpleasant and was most likely the obvious problem in the room?
“Well that’s it, we’re lost.”
“Are you so tired that you ran out of a vocabulary?”
“Just… shh it’s a thing with… another thing on it… it’s yellow… I think.”
“I know someone. A ‘guy’ so to speak.”
“Huh, I didn’t know there was cute to be found.”
“Aren’t you… a person. An interesting person.”
“You’ll probably have to make me.”
“Me? Being dramatic? Nooooo.”