Random Bits of Happiness

she/her,

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[um-jammer-tranny]

the girl who is trapped in my computer and phone should be trapped in my arms and bed instead

[kdramastuff]

[drst]

A question for the ages.

[brennacedria]

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

[datasoong47]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed picarchu

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[ralfmaximus]

do NOT google "omega heat"

[chocomiking]

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[mousidy]

the author's barely disguised hobbies and interests

[mousidy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[bimstown]

[jaelafish]

"So do you ship Zelink?"

Yes

"And you ship Midlink?"

Yes

"And you ship Midzel-?"

YES I SHIP THEM ALL TOGETHER IT'S A POLYCULE WHAT DO YOU NOT GET

[lynxgirlpaws]

listen I know going on /lgbt/ is probably bad for my mental health in the long run but where the fuck else can I get reaction images like this

[predatory-lesbians]

what situation would u use that as a reaction

[lynxgirlpaws]

when i've eated too many hot chirps

[predatory-lesbians]

oh my god my eyes are tired i thought that was a pile of ground beef