Worst Thing Is That I Actually Love Garlic Bread

Is he a vampire? Probably (He/him) vampirekin Fictionkin blog is @shiftysharks

[cold-carnage]

"as you wish...~♡"

[3y3]

La Veronica, Giovanni Gasparro

[jonathanharker]

stop for a bite — 💌🕯⚰️

[achesspiece]

Simple tips to take care of your vampire boyfriend!

Did he drink at least 8 cups of blood today? Offer some of yours.

Has he brushed his fangs recently? Mention how your tongue is really good at cleaning teeth.

Are his clothes bloodstained? Compliment him on that because that's really really hot.

Is he scared because summer is coming and that means sunlight hours are longer? Offer to help him de-stess by making out in his coffin away from the sun.

He's feeling self conscious because his fangs are so cute and little? Remind him how they're so powerful because they've killed so many transphobes and that's what matters.

[mxbutchtwink]

You know what? I just want to live in the middle of the forest in a giant mysterious mansion with my shirt halfway unbuttoned and my collar high. I only want to go into town to gather the essentials and seduce the townsfolk, becoming a local legend and a force to be reckoned with. I want rumors on people’s lips of how they once saw me chopping wood or heard my voice croaking out a melody when they went too deep into the woods. I want people to doubt that I really exist even after they’ve seen me with their own eyes or even gotten to touch me with their own hands. I want to know that I have admirers that are too far away and enemies that are far too close. I want to disappear into the night away from everyone and everything, to a place where I know that I belong, to a place I know that I’ll be safe. That’s all.

[robloxmilf]

reblog + tag if you’re taller, shorter, or the same height as miku

[antigarlicsquad]

So was nobody gonna tell me that interview with the vampire is such a good movie or did I just have to discover it for myself and wonder where it’s been all my life

[lazulishark]

U ever just wanna smooch a vampire???

You ever wanna just be the vampire getting smooched ?????????????

[faggotsaint]

Sorry guys but i’m vampire hunter phobic, they just make me feel unsafe 😢

[directly-from-hell]

Looking for more blogs to follow, please interact with this post if you post any kind of otherkin stuff

[pwesident]

no babe the vampire fangs stay on during sex

[strugglingvamp-deactivated20230]

🦇 fun nocturnal things

⚰️ the coolness of the air at 3am

⚰️ you can listen to all the birds singing

⚰️ it’s super quiet!

⚰️ nobody needs to know you’re walking about with no pants on

⚰️ it’s dark and mysterious which is always fun

🦇 please add more on!! 🦇

[florideae]

trick or treat except i’m the treat. hello vampires come bite this neck

[valtsv]

what if garlic being repellent to vampires was a myth made up by garlic loving vampires who want their food to taste good

[valtsv]

transylvanian peasant: alas, i fear that dracula will attack me and my loved ones in the night!

guy who’s definitely not a vampire: oh, haven’t you heard?

[valtsv]

[horrorgorewhore]

Interview with the Vampire (1994)

[lexorcist]

[anotherredblog]