Narrator Outtakes Prompts
An assortment of prompts taken from the Narrator Outtakes (Baldur's Gate 3) videos on Youtube. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. Reblog, please do not repost or add.
“ Think you know how to pronounce it? I think not! ”
“ I haven't read one line yet, how did it get weird already? ”
“ That is some fantasy bullshit right there. ”
“ Yeah, everything's fine. ”
“ Calm, breath. It's ok. ”
“ Nobody talks to me. Nobody ever talks to me! ”
“ You may know me from such things as lying on the sofa eating cheese for several months. ”
“ What does this word mean? ”
“ I can make up words too! ”
“ Enjoy the fantasy, and then call a therapist. ”
“ Wow, I am a patronizing bitch today. ”
“ No filth for you, ha ha. ”
“ It's already injured, maybe just kill him a bit. ”
“ You're a nerd. We're all nerds here. ”
“ The world continues to turn while you read everything. ”
“ I have no hands, apart from the ones I use to repeatedly slap you with. ”
“ Where were we? Who am I? What day is it? Why do my arms hurt? ”
“ Sometimes you think you're on mute and you're not. ”
“ I can fuck my way through any problem! ”
“ I've got splinters in places you don't want to know about, but I'm through. ”
“ We live in horny jail, you can't send us there. We've got the keys! ”
“ Go on. Do it. See what happens. ”
“ Who the fuck do you think you are? ”
“ Somebody studied Shakespear and now it's everybody's problem. ”
“ I think we need to have an intervention. ”
“ I like hearing you breathing. ”
“ Oh, aren't they having a nice time? But you're going to die. ”
“ I've lost my authority! ”
“ Right, fine. Whatever. This is my job and I'm not tired at all. ”
“ It's happening again. It's happening again! ”
“ Everything's fine. Normal is a state of mind. ”
“ I'm a professional. I can say the word 'erected' without laughing. Once. ”
“ I have exceptionally moist ankles. ”
“ I learned a word today. I don't know what it means. ”
“ There's a name for what you are and you'll learn it one day. ”
“ He's lucky I didn't rip his face off and melt it like plasticine. ”
“ It's not you, it's... It really is me. ”
“ I am the problem here and I am fully aware, but I made the decision to inflict me on everyone else. ”
“ They do like just slamming shit together in this, don't they? ”
“ I'm taking myself off to the chamber of penance. ”
“ Who doesn't like to prod an eye? ”
“ Try not to look too closely, everything's gonna start swirling. ”
“ It's a little bit sexy, but you are going to be covered in blood in the end. ”
