antipokkin

im not blogging

[antipokkin]

If I had a single wish I'd wish to be a goomba so I'd be small and fit into goomburrows

[goomba-stomper]

Id also wish you were a goomba :)

[antipokkin]

I see your tags asshole

[antipokkin]

If I had a single wish I'd wish to be a goomba so I'd be small and fit into goomburrows

[pokkin]

just had soup. #SoupinIt

[antipokkin]

Has anyone seen my pet bowl of meat and broth? The one I feed poison and old bugs?

[pokkin]

goomba stomp just surpassed spike trap as #1 cause of death in the world

[antipokkin]

untrue. berry bush full of poison kills someone every five seconds because I convinced everyone they taste awesome using my psychological tricks

[pokkin]

if i was in the wwe my gimmick would be i always sing a song about friendship and appreciating eachother to the enemy wrestler before my head gets kicked clean off

[antipokkin]

My gimmick would be sneaking lead ingots into my opponent's wrestling gloves so they obliterate me in one blow and get disqualified.

[pokkin]

what will happen if you and antipokkin come into contact

if i ever see antipokkin in person im going to drop kick them so hard we both get converted entirely into energy

[antipokkin]

If I ever see pokkin in person I'm going to give them a hug so tender that we both also get converted into energy

[pokkin]

i dont even want to be a wizard i just keep getting thrust into situations where i have to spray a potion i brewed in a cops eyes and turn them into a wise old tree

[antipokkin]

I want to be a wizard so bad but every time I try to cast a spell it just kills one of the beatles.

[pokkin]

i just stubbed my toe on a chair that i dont even remember owning why does this stuff happen to me

[antipokkin]

I wonder who could've possibly put it there

[antipokkin]

You wouldn't last a day in the cave system where i grew up. cause of the radiation.

[pokkin]

I think the best search engine was ask jeeves specifically cause using it always conjured the image of a butler delivering your jpegs of pikachu smoking a cigarette on a little silver platter and this was an intentional part of the design

[antipokkin]

worst search engine is ask jeeves specifically because when i searched for hot women near me the address he gave me was just a room full of spinning blades and he pushed me in

[soulren]

You're either with me or against me or ten million more nuanced things

[pokkin]

Im with you wholeheartedly but with the nuance that if a genie offered me a burger thatd be better than every burger ever made I would betray you

[antipokkin]

i'm against you but with no caveats so honestly im more morally righteous than this guy

[antipokkin]

setting things on fire with my magma tendrils is more than just a hobby. its a sport. and i have over 7 points

[pokkin]

i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

[antipokkin]

i would randomly broadcast the growling of their natural predator so theyre freaked the fuck out all the time