My Wasteland

[papakhan]

i always get the khan trick in every playthrough whether im playing an unarmed character or not just because i love it so much

ITS SO GOOD whenever I imagine Khans fighting one on one i always think about them slinging dirt in someones face its so good and the fact that its like some secret move like the courier didnt think of it before I like to think the Khans other secret moves are like "shove your fingers in their nose" or "bite their fingers clean off"

I dont even think Jack is that good of a fight but then when the time is right and his braincells connect hes just like

[media-illiterate]

Khans, when provoked:

[hopeyouhearit]

kinda insane how $10,000 would change my life but it’s just a new coat for some people. really out here living different lives

[shittymoviedetails]

In Peter Jackson’s celebrated adaption of Tolkien’s Lord Of The Rings (2001-2003), the portrayal of the Nazgûl as Nine Ancient Figures Wearing Black Robes Whose Minds Have Been Rotted With Corruption and Promises of Unchecked Power was inspired by the US Supreme Court

[3000s]

theyre talking about us again

[anactualmoon]

[r0semultiverse]

soft, sad freak on an unprofitable website (affectionate)

[mightyenas-deactivated20120728]

[ookamideus-deactivated20140105]

[horchatarevolution-deactivated2]

[callmeirony]

Nah it's completely normal to keep your beloved family member locked inside. They won't be miserable if you never let them know what they're missing! It's completely fine and not fucked up in the slightest.

[linddzz]

Oh we're going for anthropomorphising in here on this day??? Ok I'll go along with the anthropomorphising!

"I sure love letting my toddler explore with no supervision outside!"

Learn to use a damn harness or how to let your cats have supervised play outside. Give them window-seats and put a bird feeder in front of it for them to watch for hours. Learn how to give your cat enrichment.

Learn how to actually make your home a good environment for the animal you fucking decided to take responsibility for.

Do you let your dog outside unsupervised without a fence that can properly enclose it???

[rrrick]

“Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.” - Anthony Bourdain

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[pulpwrit3r]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[altospaceangel]

This is still one of the top posts to come out of covid

[garfieldbabe]

[garfieldbabe]

People tagging this with silent hill are killing me sjsjjrfjs

[micolashsucks]

[borderlineblitz]

i just need to get through this week

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

[unooriginal-deactivated20241003]

[pointnclick]

i feel like you would see this guy in an art house film or something where the protagonist vomits up a bunch of tarry black stuff that symbolizes the bad/damaged parts of himself but he realizes even those things are parts of himself and so he picks up this little infant deserves kindness and he needs to like heal his inner child or whatever. to me thats what this represents

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I would throw it against the wall as hard as I possibly could I’m talking throw my shoulder out trying to see this wretched little thing splatter

[yehudah]

HERE IT COMES.....

[helpwheneveryoucan]

[cutiesableye]

[knyareth]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pseudodesigner]

[sameboot]

This is such an important and genuinely terrifying post. I could completely go off on the rise of anti-science, but for now I’ll just add: it isn’t just boomers that get deceived. This is a warning to all of us.

Pay ATTENTION to what you are being told. If you think you cannot be deceived, you leave yourself open to deception. Question, doubt, research research research. Learn about your personal biases, dig up any subconscious cognitive dissonance. Keep an eye on your mind.

[oldmanyellsatcloud]

It needs to be stressed that biases, not a lack of intelligence, is very much the issue here. Being aware of the need to fact check yourself is key: Intelligence won’t protect you from bad or unhealthy mental states, or keep you safe from cults of any sort. Intelligence will just make it easier for you to rationalize and attempt to justify the malformed tools you’ve taken/been given to yourself and others. You need to be wise enough to challenge yourself.

[gardenofroseandthorn]

As a cult survivor, this is lethally accurate.

[aestheticsxemotions]

there it is, again

that funny feeling

[grantcary]

Blazing Saddles [1974]

[jeshala]

Goddddddddddddd Cleavon Little was cute. Fuckin’ hell look at him. 

[voidbat]

i love watching wilder’s eyes in this scene - he’s watching every fucking muscle twitch, every micro-expression. he isn’t gonna drop that “morons” until he KNOWS he’s got him.

my god, they were both so good.

[anagramofbrat]

“you know… morons” was not in the script. All the points to Gene Wilder for getting Cleavon Little to corpse that hard on camera. Also props to Mel Brooks for leaving that take in the movie.

[allronix]

Blazing Saddles is what happened when Mel Brooks (Jewish WW2 vet) and Richard Pryor (Black man who grew up in shittiest conditions possible) got in a room, decided to throw their collective fucks out a window and see how many groups they could piss off in two hours.

[dduane]

This.

[stitch-n-time]

and THAT, my friends, is why it’s one of my favorite movies of all time

[polyblankaa]

Ed-e my love