• Gallon of eggnog an hour? • Yeesh, that’s rough. • I remem6er havin’ t’ 6e strapped into my milker fer wipes on end. • Shit gets sore.

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@antiquatedhorny
• Gallon of eggnog an hour? • Yeesh, that’s rough. • I remem6er havin’ t’ 6e strapped into my milker fer wipes on end. • Shit gets sore.
Girls with praise kinks are so cute you call them cute and then they get all flustered and horny and then they’re even cuter
• Definitely helped along 6y the fact that I’ve really 6een refinin’ my enchantment technique 6eyond weaponry. • I got a choker that gets me A, and I’ve got a necklace that gets me T. • Just in case I wanna go a little wild.
• 6een a while since I had any trou6le with a doorframe, now that it’s on my mind. • Helps that my shop and the place a6ove it are actually troll-sized, 6ut also I ain’t exactly 6een dumptruck-sized in a long while. • And I ain’t insecure enough a6out my figure t’ really want that again. • I look damn good and I think I’m pretty happy with that, just 6ein’ how I am.
hi coltsa!!
how are you doing? <3
( @sizeplayqueen )
• Oh, howdy! • Things have 6een real 6usy lately. • 6ut good. • 6usy 6ut good. • How're things goin' for you?
sizeplayqueen​:
not too bad i dont think!!
though admittedly id love some company hehe
its gotten kinda cold over here :(
• Could go for a 6it of company myself. • Course I ain’t gonna 6e any help with keepin’ things warm, considerin’, 6ut I’m glad things are goin’ alright on your end, too. • 6asically just workin’ on gettin’ a proper workshop up so I don’t gotta lug all my equipment around in my ship all the time.
hi coltsa!!
how are you doing? <3
( @sizeplayqueen )
• Oh, howdy! • Things have 6een real 6usy lately. • 6ut good. • 6usy 6ut good. • How're things goin' for you?
• To 6e totally fair, who DOESN’T want to get called a good girl and get 6rushed? • I was ru66in’ on Daraya’s leg cause she was pettin’ me last light.
*squints in goblin*
• Can I help ya
• Shuttin’ up now. • .3
• Daraya taught me that there’s nothin’ I love more than a girl that’ll look up at me and still 6oss me th’ fuck around without any hesitation. • Takes some serious glo6es, that’s for sure. • And I guess that is what I like.
• Imagine not likin’ short girls. • Couldn’t 6e me. • Course if I didn’t, girls I’d 6e attracted to would definitely 6e fewer and further 6etween, 6ein’ as tall as I am.
@antiquatedhorny
If that is true... I might need to change up my work out routine...
thewarhoundshunger​:
Whilst I certainly appreciate the idea of my compliments being a delight, I will always pay fairly. Consider them a bonus.
Oh absolutely… and would you set a limit on what you allow from customers beyond just getting handsy and such?
• I’ve got plenty of limits, 6ut I can’t imagine ya reachin’ ‘em. • And really it depends how much I like ya. • If ya ask I can letcha know 6ut yer welcome t’ just try stuff and I’ll let ya know if ya ain’t welcome t’ do it.
@antiquatedhorny
If that is true... I might need to change up my work out routine...
thewarhoundshunger​:
I have a fair account of Caegars, Dersite and Prospitian coinage too.
From the tap of course! Seeing you would be the supreme treat!
• Hm. • Dunno the conversion rate from credits t’ dersite coins yet, 6ut I’m settin’ up shop there so I should pro6a6ly have some at least. • I wanna charge ya 6ut ya see, compliments will getcha everywhere. • It’s gonna 6e 6y the hour though, seems like the only way that makes sense.
@antiquatedhorny
If that is true... I might need to change up my work out routine...
thewarhoundshunger​:
…if I could get a price quote or invoice, could I look into acquiring some of your ‘services’?
• Depends if ya operate with credits or alternian caegars. • And the price depends a lot on if ya want a tank or if ya want th’ genuine article straight from the tap.
@antiquatedhorny
If that is true... I might need to change up my work out routine...
thewarhoundshunger​:
@antiquatedhorny
If that is true… I might need to change up my work out routine…
• Ya might just. • I’m just gonna keep doin’ what I’ve 6een doin’. • May6e jack the price up a little 6it.