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Mentalist (noun) 1. Someone who uses mental acuity, hypnosis and/or suggestion 2. A master manipulator of thoughts and behaviour indie Patrick Jane. Semi-selective. Fandom&OC friendly.

[righettis]

[mentaliism-blog]

                  ❝ Of course you would. Eventually I’ll be good for more than                       just fetching beverages. Probably not soon, but some day. ❞

[antisocialconsultant-blog]

                    ❝Or...tea. Making tea is a perfectly acceptable job.                         Not too strenuous. Not too dangerous.❞

[antisocialconsultant-blog]

protectiism

              ❝Must be something big to call in you guys.❞

[ikeptthepieces-blog]

"I’m fine, Jane."

[antisocialconsultant-blog]

"I'd believe you but you have that crinkle on your nose. Y'know, the one you get when you're annoyed with me." 

[colinarthurgeoffrey]

give me a broken, self-loathing man who firmly believes no one could ever love him and a strong-willed woman who doesn’t take any of his shit and gradually becomes his light and hope and sun and stars and i assure you i will ship it til my dying breath

[antisocialconsultant-blog]

;; OPEN

               ❝Are you alright?❞

[smallfandoms--rpmasterlists]

Reblog if you RP a character from The Mentalist

Genderbents and OCs welcome.

Find your fandom here.

[lisbxn]

        ❛ It’s the middle of the night.          What are you doing here ? ❜

[antisocialconsultant-blog]

                 ❝-------- Pretzels?❞

[mentaliism-blog]

❝ Welcome to the California Bureau of Investigation, how can I help you? ❞

[antisocialconsultant-blog]

                  ❝Well for starters I'd love it if you made your dad a cup of tea.❞

[quotes-shape-us]

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

Samuel Johnson (via quotes-shape-us)

[perfect-storms]

[nxtasociiopath-deactivated20141]

             ”I am aware of that. Don’t               touch anything, please.”

[antisocialconsultant-blog]

       "Okay. Bossy." 

[nxtasociiopath-deactivated20141]

             ”Is there a reason                    for your tampering with                    the crime scene?” 

[antisocialconsultant-blog]

               "Uhm, this woman is dead."

[antisocialconsultant-blog]

{ igotyousomething }

         "My ankle is fine. Sore but fine.           I don't need a hospital, I just           want to get out of here."

[jamiexmoriartyx-deactivated2014]

"I would never kill you.

                                Not in a million years”

[antisocialconsultant-blog]

     "Well, that's certainly comforting."

[ad-mira-tion]

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

[agxntvanpelt-blog]

           ”Oh, yeah?” Grace crosses her arms in mock annoyance. Benjamin, now just old enough to start talking, babbled in the living room of Wayne’s apartment. “What do you think I should read to him, then?”

[antisocialconsultant-blog]

          "Oh, I don't know. Perhaps something less cliche.            Dracula. Pride and Prejudice. The Bible."