Lex

x ao3: vodka_auntle × they/them × 26 × x death note, spiderverse, cm, spn, witcher, lotr, gomens, misc. x

[antisocialsocialite]

fandom content masterpost

i know im forgetting things, this will be added onto regularly

• Death Note:

Fics:

Clouded Vision - Light smokes

You Don't Need to Say It - sickfic lawlight

And So It Goes - Yotsuba Arc daily life snapshots

Move the Needle - 'What If' AU , canon divergence post-yotsuba arc (lawlight & Misa/Matsuda)

Headcanons Masterpost

• Criminal Minds:

Fics:

Unrequited - oneshot collection of various unrequited pairings

To Be Honest is to Be Vulnerable - The Big One (100+k words, Spencer-centric, heavy whump, big TWs listed in tags, eventual moreid)

Talk to Me - moreid pwp

I Kinda Love You - morcia fluff

Trick or Treat - morceid halloween fluff

Silly Little Boy - spencer developing a crush on derek in 0.5 seconds

Kinks - moreid pwp 2.0 the electric boogaloo

Brat - moreid dumb get-together fluff

BAU members playing animal crossing imagine/headcanons

• Witcher:

Fics

As You Are - Geralt visits Oxenfurt for the winter (geraskier)

Love You the Most - Hanahaki trope (geraskier)

Cornflower Blue - Valentine's Day (geraskier)

Craft - the quiet love of sharing your hobbies

Observations - 5 times + 1 trope (5 times geraskier were seen as a couple, and 1 time they actually were)

Snow - Dandelion travels to Kaer Morhen with the witchers (geraskier & background lamden)

Eye of the Beholder - Plotless geraskier Fluff

Something Bought, Something Stolen, Something Made - a gift giving fic (geraskier)

Chance Encounters - Jaskier is a witcher magnet (geralt is jealous)

Buttercup - sad Priscilla songfic

Fearless - 5 times + 1 (5 times jaskier scared, 1 time geralt was)

Headcanons Masterpost

[cha0s4cringe]

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THE BLACK MOLD POISONING FURRY I'M CRYING

[7pmest]

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Every time I think about what the New York Times did to Susan Doku, I get a bit enraged inside

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

In case you don't know, Susan Doku, inventor of popular number puzzle game Sudoku, was outed as a lesbian by the New York Times in 2003. Many have speculated this was done more or less to slander her to the public so their attempted purchase of exclusive printing rights for the game could be done at a much lower price. She actually lost a lawsuit against the Times, as it was not deemed libelous, given she was in a civil partnership with her now wife, Christina "Chris" Ward.

Susan also lays claim to the first recorded use of the word "polyamorous" in her 1994 essay "81 Squares"

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

UPDATE: The NYT apologized after 22 years and SOLD HER THE FREAKING RIGHTS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cilceon]

It’s really important that you guys click on a least one the links before you reblog this because there are people in the notes who very obviously didn’t click on any of the links

[gallnerkyle]

guy who's about to invent the webp file: what if there was a file format that made you suicidal

[vulturevanity]

hate what people did to the dead dove tag

[vulturevanity]

mothers and fuckers of the jury. "Dead dove: do not eat" is a label on a bag in the fridge. It means "the content of this bag is exactly what is labeled". It does not mean "trigger warning uhhh something". In fact, it means the exact opposite of "trigger warning uhhh something", because you use it with other tags. You write a fucked up fic with extreme violence and gore, you tag it as "extreme violence", "gore" and you tag it with "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with emotional abuse, gaslighting and manipulation, you tag it with "emotional abuse", "gaslighting" and "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with your extremely niche kink that appeals to like 3 other people and may skeeve out the rest of the fandom, you tag that with your kink and "dead dove: do not eat". It's so people know you really mean the content warnings.

It's NOT a catch-all term for "uhhh this may be fucked idk". TAG YOUR SHIT GENEROUSLY.

[the-nugget-squad]

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

[mango-lovrr]

Spencer’s s10 outfits piss me off so bad and nobody talks abt it. Why r we only in shades of grey and blue!!! Where have the warm autumnal tones and patterns gone?? What is with this fuck ass grey blazer we’re constantly wearing!!! It’s fugly!!! His ass is reheating hotchs nachos and it’s NOT working.

We used to be a real country💔💔

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

A werewolf who works in their local national park bcos they feel like it's their territory who gets really mad about littering by day and single handedly keeps the deer population at a manageable level by night

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Once the local government tried to force the trust into selling off some land for farming but the trial run was quickly suspended after some... incidents

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

They strongly back the ongoing attempts to reintroduce wolves to the area because it's a more sustainable way to maintain the ecosystem but also bcos they miss their family*

*their brother is a city banker who hates mud

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Their partner is a vampire who has lived in a heritage property in the park for 200 years and spends all of their time complaining that the trust restored the grounds wrong and trying to convince the werewolf to let them eat lost hikers

[valkugo]

Now I get to feel his hands again, the kiss that didn't last, but sent some neural twin flashing wildly through the cortex. Love's merciless, the way it travels in and keeps emitting light. Beside the stove we ate an orange. And there were purple flowers on the table. And we still had hours.

if love is defined by chemicals, time should get rid of it all. so why do you gulp at the mere sight of a man you didn't see in years?

[emptyjunior]

not to be art snob guy but everyone knows that the Mona Lisa isn't the most valuable painting in the world cause he painted the woman so "beautiful" right. Like I just saw someone compare another painting (that was good!) but go this one should be celebrated as much as the Mona Lisa, look how beautiful it is- okay you know that's not why tho right.

Da Vinci stepped into a realm of anatomy and technique that no-one had ever done before. He Mastered light in a time where they were just painting the background and the subject the exact same focus.

What we understand about aperture, perspective, the human eye- Da Vinci was utilising before the scientific community even knew what a retina did. Do you understand how Crazy that is.

He invented a 3D stereoscopic picture in the 1500s. It would take two more centuries before physicists even arrived at the concept of stereography.

Do you understand how much math that is. A lot of fucking math man.

And I'm not even talking about colour or texture rn!!! He did it so we can't see the brushstrokes! It would require x-rays to view the work he did.

I just know sometimes people go oh why's this painting so special- it's very important to me that you know that the Mona Lisa was like an Atomic Bomb on the Renaissance art community. Almost EVERY piece of art you view today you could track it's influence back to what da Vinci did.

Like other art deserves its time in the spotlight, of course, but you know we didn't all gather around one day and go this lady is the prettiest this painting shall now be the Best. It's the most valuable painting in the world because..,. Well because it's the most valuable painting in the world.

[the-haiku-bot]

Do you understand

how much math that is. A lot

of fucking math man.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[writingphoenix]

I love the idea of a whumpee having a wardrobe malfunction that leads to a past injury/torture reveal.

Oh, your sleeve ripped and your whole team saw the brand your kidnapper branded you with? Delicious, tell me more!

Your shirt rode up when you took off your sweatshirt and your coworkers saw the scars from when you were whipped repeatedly? Oh boy I love that stuff!

[soukosoul]

[steelsonnet]

A knight that has to watch his Prince pick a different favoured champion at a tournament. He knows it's political, but it doesn't stop the sting.

A knight who's Prince ties a token onto another knight's lance, the ribbon bright and perfect and visible.

A prince who finds his knight, moody and frustrated after the first day of the tournament's festivities are over. He knew he'd find the knight like this, could tell from the messy way he fought and the way he wouldn't meet the prince's eyes when he was done.

So the prince bought a gift. It's frayed and torn. Nothing like the bright ribbon he gave to that other knight. But clearly this strip of fabric has been torn off the prince's own cloak. Rough. Personal. Not a token from the crown, but a token from the man who wears it.

The knight fights much better the next day, with a secret tied to his arm and tucked under his armor.

[preston-holt]

Rip Geralt of Rivia you would have loved wearing a knee brace and taking ibuprofen

[hotchnerbau]

underrated criminal minds duo

[thornethenorn]

I feel like the Gwent game did a great job of toxic Geralt actually looking like he's high as fuck