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Gay And Bad

[fallingtowers]

voted the least fuckable vampire of the year due to my tendency to slurp and smack my lips whilst draining my victims of blood

[fallingtowers]

Like a child gulping down bathroom sink water and panting at 2am

[slimetony]

*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.

[slimetony]

I dont care if thats not what youre going through. I just wanted to say something crazy. Can i have a few dollars from your wallet

[milk5]

Can i just chill today i was just born

[woolandflax]

Negative

Take these and head to the frontlines

[txttletale]

all novels are "visual". you gotta look at the words innit

[cantcommitcantdecide]

I wanted to know the premise of Barbie (2023) and I

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

Ain’t that the truth

[mindflamer]

[image description:

1: a screenshot showing a listing for the barbie movie. it's tagged adventure, comedy, and fantasy, with a description "barbie lives in barbie land and then a story happens."

2: tumblr tags that say #barbie movie #undescribed

/end id]

[evilvillain123456789]

taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[crazy-brazilian]

[eileengalvin]

Trying to get some pyramid #head it’s been too silent on this hill

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Knowing that “punk” was basically a synonym for “faggot” has me fucked up. Imagine the alternate timeline where they switched places and we have genres like “faggot rock” and “cyberfaggot”.

[redchrominance]

and with your help, we can make this dream a reality <3 

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[depsidase]

[laughconfetti]

environmental storytelling

[skeletrixislandradio]

[sleepchokin]

once I tried to explain "little meow meow" to a friend and latter he's like "what was that thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck"?

[givemearmstopraywith]

“why are you so tired all the time” God is killing me! thanks for asking

[robotpussy]