Anubis

INTJ-25-They/Them We stand on the precipice of change I am grim and fatalistic No real god need prove himself. Anyone who tries is mad or lying Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a world to save. Again

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[rosesfromtheabyss]

There is a large spider in La Cathédrale.

Lyon has quietly left and adamantly refuses to return until it is gone.

Roathe does not care. He might have glanced at it scurry past once, like a cat who is no longer interested in paying rent.

Marie has spent the last 5 minutes following it around, trying to carefully coax it into her hands whilst furiously arguing with Roathe under her breath about why she isn't going to *roathe voice* "just kill the blasted thing and be done with it."

[elderwood-moonrise]

i forgot about greg

[thememedaddy]

[sevastiel]

Use as you will. Now with a transparent background!

[byulyi]

Agatha All Along - Episode 9: Maiden Mother Crone

[falloutnewthedas]

"you helped varric pursue me for the better part of a year. it would have been foolish not to learn about who was hunting me"

what i pictured:

[cosmonautroger]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (sound on)

[konan-supernova]

[jenrubyjane]

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS 2002, Dir. Ron Howard

[warframestuff]

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[sunshine-tattoo]

this website is a goddamn national treasure

[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[lucy-harker]

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2000) dir. Ron Howard

[krystal-prisms]

You've been hit by

You've been struck by a

[collapsedsquid]

A war over crosswalks is erupting in Florida. After statewide efforts to erase Pride crosswalks began this week, communities have resisted—repainting them, fighting attempts to strip them, and in some cases, restoring rainbow colors overnight. Nowhere is this battle more symbolic than at the Pulse memorial in Orlando, dedicated to the LGBTQ+ people murdered there a decade ago. Earlier this week, officers painted the rainbow stripes into stark black and white. Citizens repainted them. Road crews erased them again. The back-and-forth has escalated to the point where the state has now deployed as many as six police squad cars to guard asphalt, their sole mission to prevent the reemergence of rainbow colors at the site of one of the worst anti-LGBTQ+ massacres in U.S. history.

[argumate]

huh that's fascinating, long live the guerilla road painting

[suzie-guru]

Rebellion can be a rainbow ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🩷

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Paint all the nearby crosswalks rainbow, then keep expanding outward crosswalk by crosswalk. Give them an explosion of thousands of people painting thousands of crosswalks every day. There simply aren't enough police in Florida to guard them all. And if the six that are guarding Pulse leave? Zoom zoom zoom, it's rainbow again.

They are few and we are many.

[redarmyscreaming]

If the cops are watching sidewalks, at least they are not planting evidence on people or harassing homeless people.

[qsycomplainsalot]

They're literally paying cops to watch paint dry for the express purpose of erasing a minority group's remembrance site, how's that for authoritarian governments being efficient. I'd make a joke about trains running on time but US trains have been deemed unpatriotic by the automotive lobbies so they virtually don't exist anymore.

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]