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Ryan~20

[wastelandbabyblue]

Mr. Hozier, ladies and gentlemen

[heartbeatemoji]

i literally havent stopped laughing at this since yesterday

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the “seeds” on Strawberries aren’t actually seeds. They are actually a type of dry fruit called achenes 

An achene (also sometimes called akene and occasionally achenium or achenocarp) is a type of simple dry fruit produced by many species of flowering plants.

[theshantiestme11ophone]

So you telling me that my fruit got fruit

[andthisisabitofboth]

[nerugiganon]

Strawberries are compound fruits! Each of the “seeds” is the fruit of a single flower.

Also apples are false fruits, the bit we eat is actually part of the stem (called the receptacle) and the actual “fruit” is the inedible core…

[transgang-deactivated20201105]

“inedible” ur all just weak willed

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

the entire mario party cast shows up at my funeral

[catwithbenefits]

Waluigi looks like he’s trying to hide his excitement

[slowbrodawg]

It’s okay i left him everything in my will

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

[elephantwildlife]

[onegianthand]

New York Zoo

[angelicguy]

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

[stonecoldliuh]

[gonegrill]

Wig

[king-monky]

Wig

[totally-not-toby]

Tea! *runs around the circle and sits down before you can tag me*

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

call the cops bitch ill have sex with them

[just-abnormal-human]

This feels like a the kind of thing you overhear when the person next to you on the bus is having a heated phone call

[hyrule-geographic]

Anyone got the homer Simpson pic that look like this??? Cant find it anywhere

[me9anium-deactivated20201027]

Sort of like this?

[hyrule-geographic]

Yesyesyes that’s so close maybe thats from the same episode? Homer’s much more calm tho

[camjamclassic]

[hyrule-geographic]

THATS THE BITCH

[flowerinaflame]

[byjove]

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

[byjove]

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

[renardtrickster]

Dingo

Also Dingo

[byjove]

danger shiba inu

[sizvideos]

[inverted-typo]

This is actually a test showing how sponges pump water through themselves for filter feeding! They simply colored the water around them so you could easily see the process.

[sixpenceee]

[phloxy-foxxy-deactivated2022062]

I love the ocean

[padmes-deactivated20221022]

This movie was a cinematic masterpiece

[versaceslut]

[chinese-silk]

I hate that it’s the right note so much

[troyesivan]

this is honestly so beautiful musically

[kuueater]

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