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Chris-professional bitch-scorpio i'm kpop trash ps: My blog can and will be nsfw...used to be squort

[darkening-effect-deactivated201]

[blackqueerblog]

LMAO…this is pretty good.

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[sweetcribs]

alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!

[mockwa]

Russian roads, only 30 sec

[vonisv]

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

[thathomestar]

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

[catchymemes]

[enrique262]

Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.

[knightrepentant]

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

[enrique262]

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

[lisasimpsonwannabe]

“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“ 

cool

http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

[depressedcatthing]

“They cometh”

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

goddamn that SOUND magnificent

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

It’s October 3rd.

[raja-gemini]

i don’t even fucking know what this is bye

[jasonptodd]

hello???

[capacity]

Oh so it’s a good movie then

[muggs8787]

[bransrath]

What was he even trying to do?

[treago]

“yesterday i discovered, hill starts were very difficult, i cant ride the clutch because of the throttle problem, and i cant use the handbreak because its broken

so what ive done is fitted this log at the back.

you tow it along normally, but when you want to start on a hill you let the car roll back onto it, use it as a wedge, and set off easily, its simple, its elegant, its brilliant”

within 2 minutes of saying this, he uses it for a hill start, and it works perfectly

and within 30 seconds of that, he breaks the window

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Computer programming

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[doujinshi]

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dat-soldier]

[stuft]

[fairydusts]

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

[feministfront]

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

[gibbearish]

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

[its-probably-all-elves]

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

[allcapsmadbitch]

just girly things~🌟

[boingmann]

have a sequel nobody asked for

[pajamasecrets]

cinematic parallells - ted theodore logan / neo

[zombeesknees]

#this set is honestly a public service

[idareu2bme]

So brave of you to post this publicly

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]