Bisexual Wreck

I’m an idiot with a big ego please check out my ao3, it is All_art_is_quite_useless :)

[catchymemes]

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*coughs* SO KISS ME ON THE MOUTH AND LOVE ME LIKE A SAILOR AND WHEN YOU TAKE A BITE WILL YOU TELL ME WHATS MY FLAVOUR, I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD BUT I THINK THAT YOURE MY SAVIOUR.

That’s all thank you

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Just doing some research for a piece of homework, and im becoming increasingly annoyed every time I read the phrase ‘violently raped ’ as if there is any other adverb to describe an action like that. Like the fact that they even need to preface the word with such a quantifier astounds me.

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Rip James Potter, you would have loved the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce romance.

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“Remus decided that the fire whiskey tasted better than the words he would end up shouting and that his boyfriend was an arsehole but his boyfriend’s brother seemed startlingly nice.”

-Remus Lupin at some point

[keepsailingcaptain]

when hozier said "i'd burn every soul i knew if i thought the fire was warming you" and when he said "no grave can hold my body down, i'll crawl home to her" and when he said "i'm so full of love i can barely eat"

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This is the official petition to get Crowley to wear a leather jacket in season 3.

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Okay but imagine if it has pins on it or badges sewn into it, with stuff she likes on it but specifically a little faded rainbow badge and pentagram and a little Bentley logo and a set of devil horns and

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

[willgrahamscock]

GOOD OMENS + Memes

how are we coping guys

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We are not coping

[starnov-deactivated20230807]

Random guy: What's your type? James: I have a boyfriend Random guy: So what's your type then? James: My boyfriend Random guy: And what does he look like? James: He looks like my boyfriend Random guy: So what would you rate me out of 10? James: I can't do that Random guy: Can't rate me at all? James: No Random guy: What would you rate your boyfriend out of 10? James: He broke my scale cause he's so beautiful

Barty: Why couldn't you answer like that, Rosie? Evan: Have you seen Lupin? Barty: Fair enough

[yaras-lifeofchaos]

i feel sad for the ppl who like harry potter but not the marauders like. do u even know the joy of reading a jegulus or wolfstar fanfiction knowing jk r*wling would absolutely hate it?? do u know the joy of seeing trans regulus fan art knowing that if jk r*wling saw it she would be so confused?? like fuck do u even understand how great it is to know jk r*wling would hate what we’ve made her story??

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Like you don’t know the absolute inclusion of the fandom? Like never heard of bisexual/bipolar/desi James, Plus size/Not straight/anxiety Lily, gay/disabled/anger issues Remus, black/lesbian Dorcas, gay/genderqueer black brothers who are suffering from family trauma??? You don’t see a drawing of gender fluid Sirius Black in a crop top, low waist jeans, painted nails, his hair up in a bun, kissing Remus Lupin and laugh because JKR would post a very angry message about it on Twitter if she saw it? You haven’t lived yet babes.

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Rip James Potter you would have loved wearing a pink sparkly top that said ‘I am kenough’

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YOUR CONTENT IS ✨WONDERFUL✨

Not to sound irritating or anything like that, but could you tell me a little more about Remus' casanova fame. I just got into this a little while ago and I'm kind of lost

Ooh not irritating at all, it’s one of my favourite things! It’s like a joke that Remus was everyone’s Gay awakening and almost everyone in Gryffindor had a crush on him at some point. I hc that once he gets more friendly with other people in other houses, for example Regulus and Dorcas in Slytherin, then this reputation follows him. This allows for some very interesting character dynamics, especially with Sirius’ jealousy and the post Prank relationships. I am not entirely sure how this came about but I love it and I am totally obsessed with this man and he isn’t even real so I could only imagine the effect he had on others if he actually existed. Because of all this he has been given the title of ‘Casanova of Gryffindor tower’ but we all know that extended from there onto the rest of Hogwarts. Hope this was helpful!

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-that one Slytherin party that Remus consolidated his status as Casanova of Hogwarts, turning up in all black, half drunk, smoked out and a little high. He had his scars on full display and his shirt unbuttoned a little low, his eyes were smeared with a pencil eyeliner, his hands and neck coated in silver jewellery. Blood on his knuckles, whiskey in his throat, anger in his stomach.

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-Remus Lupin post prank

(Credit to Pinterest)

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Are you ever possessed by a god when you write which causes you to spill out the most beautiful and poetic shit you have ever seen?

[emeriart]

Maybe it's the first pride month for Regulus 🏳‍🌈✨☀️