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So I’m an idiot and I accidentally deleted my old blog with the same name, so now I have to start over from scratch. I am so tired.

#idiot hours #I deleted my old blog #girl help #1 am posts #i just cannot

Sometimes I remember I work for a mascot and I can scare kids with that idea, that is too much power

#work stuff

Everyday I think about the time in Middle School when I was in movie club and we were watching The Lion King and this girl goes, unprompted, “Did anyone else have a crush on Simba when they were a kid?” And the whole room went dead silent.

It is so funny to me now that a group of 12 to 13 year olds found that cringe enough not to respond.

#lion king #awkward #middle school #that girl was speaking her truth #furry?

Dr. Ivo Robotnik from the live action Sonic movies is so fucking funny to me because he acts like he watched Megamind and took the “PRESENTATION” bit very seriously.

#ivo robotnik #am i wrong?#he’s silly #megamind #sonic the hedgehog #look at me and tell me I am wrong #he’s so dramatic

Oh Christmas worm oh Christmas worm..

#worm on a string #christmas #christmas tree #Christmas tree toppper #look at him #he’s silly

Nothing else gives me hope for romance quite like this man and his goddess wife.

#fujimoto ponyo #ponyo ghibli #granmamare #i love these two

Are you telling me a SHRIMP fried this RICE?

#shitpost #this is stupid

The disease is spreading

#bill cipher #bill ci the triangle guy #drawing #bill cipher has invaded my brain #gravity falls

Today I’m feeling like this seal

#fat seal #seal #not my image #taken from pinterest #cute animals

So because of my Triangle Brain I’ve made another blog for my Billford fanfiction and other works lol I’ll still post stuff here obviously because it’ll never go away but I’ll share the second blog anyway: https://www.tumblr.com/a-one-eyed-menace-official-blog

A blog about the process behind my Billford fic on Ao3 called A One Eyed Menace, as well as updates on future Billford projects and some oth

#gravity falls #billford #send help #i’m in love #i’m insane

So I have this thing, it’s call triangle brain meaning all I can think of is Bill Cipher. This may consume my tumblr I fear.

Anyways! I’ve read The Book of Bill, literally the moment it came in the mail I read the entire thing, and there’s something so beautiful about the missing journal pages containing Bill and Ford singing along to Disco Girl with words in the background saying, if I remember correctly, “Tonight we’ll finally-“ then it cuts off.

Tonight we’ll what Ford?? You two impossibly weird fruits have my whole heart.

#gravity falls #bill cipher #send help #book of bill #billford #you can pry this ship from my cold dead hands #this is what will be happening from now on #try to stop me

fryologyy

erm, waiter!!! there's a bill on my screen!

#not my art #reblog #gravity falls #bill cipher #animation #send help

My cat has decided to judge you today

#my cat #Cappy is a baby #cats of tumblr #tabby cat

Ya’ll we need to stop spreading the narrative that Ariel gave up everything for a man, because she didn’t. The whole first sequence of the movie after the beginning credits is dedicated to her forgetting about an event she was supposed to go to because she wanted to swim around in a sunken ship and find human things. Part of your world was a song about her dream to be human, and to learn more about their culture.

She’s a headstrong teenager who dreams of going to the human world because she’s fascinated by it! She initially swims to Eric’s ship because she sees fireworks and she’s never seen fireworks before. When she gets there she spots Eric who just so happens to be human and she saves him, longing now to be part of the human world so she could be with him. Longing being the key word here because I think seeing Eric and interacting with him made up her mind about she wanted to do.

She didn’t even know that becoming human was an option until the eels told her about Ursula, then she made the impulsive decision to go see her. In her mind her dad had wrecked the only things she had to represent the human world and kissing Eric was how she got to fulfill her dream. Sure, she falls in love with him along the way but her whole thing was wanting to be human, which she got in the end.

#sorry for my rant #I just feel strongly about this #the little mermaid #ariel #I make a good point #am i right

Shout out to this random picture I have no context for that features melons with accessories.

#random photos #watermelon #what is this #why do i have this #i can’t explain it #fruit with sunglasses #fruit

Bloodborne is currently the bane of my existence, JUST LET ME GET PAST THE BIG BURNING FIRE

#bloodborne #bloodborne is so fucking hard #i love this game #it’s got good lore #I need to get good

Slide to the left, slide to the right, take it back now y’all, ONE HOP THIS TIME

TWO HOPS THIS TIME

Cha cha real smooth

#cha cha slide #my brain is rotting #this is all i got #funky music plays in the background #we all know what the music sounds like for this song #I can hear it in my head

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