Hello!

thoughts of an actual real alive person

[anxious-stoner]

The Fry Force is a movie I’d watch👀

[anxious-stoner]

omg I’ve been talking to a country boy for a little while, right? soo first hangout was on a ride (like ride for name of their friend who had passed away from accident) and we went 4wheeling in the mud!! Like sir - the first time we see each other and you’re already making me wrap my arms around you to hang on while flying through huge mud puddles? Even his friends knew, one of them said aloud “that’s why you brought it out huh ;)”

[anxious-stoner]

Just looked through all my open tabs and I think it’s hilarious!! Let’s start with most recent, shall we?

suicidal ideation

chicken factory tours

bipolar disorder symptoms & causes

neurotypical vs neurodivergent

panera menu

a thousand splendid suns

ACE river resort

diagnostic criteria for cyclothymic disorder

millwright def

difference between lithium carbonate and lithium hydroxide

2021 celestial events

the wrong missy

panic attack vs anxiety attack

river monsters

big black flying bug that looks like a wasp

bipolar disorder 2

fast eddies

is a missed period normal

cecil drag raceway

DeviantArt

can stress affect periods

rates and stats for suicide in us

loki finale recap

Nothing was left out or added. This is my mind basically

[sonatacunt-deactivated20211212]

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

found it :)

[evening-moon-rising]

My heart..

[topaz-stars]

This reminds me of this post;

Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.

[stevebuscemifanclubpresident]

[atalana]

okay but important note the first story is not about a wlw couple!

it’s a guy writing it and that’s important bc men are never allowed to just be soft like that and i’m really happy he has that!

[funnytwittertweets]

[madeofwhitebone]

[anxious-stoner]

👀

[anxious-stoner]

there is a spider in the bathroom with me

[anxious-stoner]

I’m lonely and sad.

[anxious-stoner]

Yesterday was wack.

-got drunk second time ever with friends

-swam in a pool during a storm in clothes

-witnessed a friend get shitfaced in about 30 minutes total

-sent my crush many drunk snaps (which still haven’t been opened)

-whole friend group went to a random girls house at 1 am

-crushed it at beer pong against friends & the random girl

-I swam in her pool with her (while she was butt ass naked)

-got mom-yelled at by a friend when trying to drink more

-had to walk by two lovers loving twice to go to the bathroom

-peed with a fly on the wall inches from my head

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips.  fart

[taretaglia]

[deeby]

Why did you pull me over? Audio Transcript

Shut the fuck up when cops ask questions! The script. These 25 words we’re talking about.

To begin with, let’s talk about: what you do when that cop first comes up to you, and no matter what he says:

Where are you going, where are you coming from, what’s that smell, how many drinks have you had, you know this is a high drug traffic area. Why are you sweating? Why are your eyes red? Why do you seem nervous?

Those cops can ask anything they want and when they first come up on you, you wanna say “why did you pull me over?”

That’s the first phrase of the script because under case law, the cops have about 7-8 minutes to give you a traffic ticket unless they find other independent probable cause to further detain you. And they find that when you start yapping.

Now, just cause they pulled you over, doesn’t mean it’s a traffic stop. Maybe your tires are low or something else is wrong.

So, “why did you pull me over?” starts the clock ticking, and that’s your tip of the day. And shut the fuck up when cops ask questions.

[piecesofbird]

the answer to “do you know why I pulled you over?” is also “why did you pull me over?”

[dapper-delinquent]

Pot Brothers At Law is his legal group

The script is: “Why did you pull me over? Im not discussing my day. Am i being detained, or am i free to go? Im invoking my right to remain silent.”

The second line is in response to any questions about anything outside of the cause for the stop: “where ya comin from? Where ya goin? What have you been doing today?” Etc. The third line comes after they CONTINUE asking those questions, even after youve made it clear you arent answering those questions. The final line is what you say once they decide to detain you.

Obviously this should be used with discretion for your own safety, especially non-white people.

[loopygifz]

Scarecrow level=1000

[newkidsonmycock36]

lets get sillay

[first-order-simulacra]

babushka off her shits lets gooooo

[howtobangyourmonster]

This is so fucking funny. I want an army of them.

[ankle-beez]

Jesus fucking christ disney

[adv3nturelust]

Just remember: with so many new, inclusive live action or animated movies that make it into pop culture, we should be praising the ones behind the movie who fought like hell for that inclusiveness — not the companies like Disney that take credit for it

[greengay]

spiraling bc the world seems bad....here are some uplifting headlines

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

I don't punch bugs but my boyfriend is 6'7" and 220lbs so I'll call him to get the bugs and he walks in and does his best new york gangster voice (he's British) and goes "is that guy bothering you, toots?" and then puts them in a cup

if men arent like this theyre worthless

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[atomicelixir]

So I made a frog (huge)

[boigameista]

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

[pietriarchy]

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[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

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[journeymanfool]

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[anxious-stoner]

haha pee pee