Heterophobic™️

Jamie They/she

[piss-bong]

you know what's fucked up is i'd totally be the next picasso or mzoart or whatever if it weren't for this stupid fucking job

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

I spent three hours or so on this shit and I realized I forgot John cena

[dogpuppy]

[swarnpert]

due to rising inflation tame impala is now 2 people

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[foldingfittedsheets]

[sleepyagent]

This meme only lives on tumblr bc tumblr is the only platform where you can edit old posts or even backdate posts

Its not on the simpsons prediction level unfortunately

[piss-bong]

i would never lie about sucking cock.

[crimewave420]

Hello white boy

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[piss-bong]

i’m gonna start saying “sorry i’m not religious” when someone asks me my star sign

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[yorhaw]

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[slimetony]

What was that noise outside just now

[slimetony]

Is everyone ok

[slimetony]

Oh my god something exploded

[piss-bong]

listen i hate fireworks just as much as the next guy, but you gotta hand it to 'em: giving veterans ptsd flashbacks and giving civilians the type of wounds usually reserved for purple heart recipients is definitely one hell of a way to celebrate our nation's independence

[theblackparadeisdead]

2 of my neighbors houses are burning down rn I hate this holiday

[piss-bong]

why did nobody tell me phd students get paid ?? if i knew that i woulda stuck w academia instead of dropping out in the third semester of my bachelors

[darkotorclash]

[jackiekennedy28]

I love thinking about my sexual husband.

[piss-bong]

if i was on love island id convince them all to start a polycule and then a union, in that order