Theoretically Functioning

Hi, my name is Sam (27 she/her). I doodle and some times write. This blog is a mess much like me. I draw fanart for various things.

[depsidase]

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[deceasedcardinal]

[thedreamthieves]

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[anxiously-introverted]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

We're at 70,000 words

Your girl is yapping

[anxiously-introverted]

Hey! Just wanted to say I really love your fic "Yet the World Still Spin"— it’s easily one of my favs :)) Was wondering if you’re thinking of updating anytime soon? Totally cool if not, I’m just curious and I really enjoyed the story. Thanks for writing something this good <3

You have impeccable timing, my friend

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[anxiously-introverted]

any thoughts on stranger things season 5?

To be honest, I fell out of the Stranger Things fandom for a while, but after seeing snippets of season 5...

I feel have been gifted a massive amount of hopium. I'm looking forward to seeing how it all comes together :)

[jewishgay4il]

the babies were targeted

or would you bomb a school and then be shocked theres kids there? are they cruel, or just stupid?

The babies were not targeted — hence the phone calls and leaflet warnings being told to evacuate. They were told to leave, whether they did or not is not on Israel.

[stoptheantisemitism]

You're never beating the Nazi allegations

"Sure we were bombing schools and hospitals but we dropped leaflets asking them to evacuate why we continued bombing them. It's THEIR fault if they didn't leave even though we shot at them while they evacuated and then also bombed the location we told them to evacuate to"

Just because a warning was given doesn't mean bombing civilian areas is remotely okay. Like holy shit girl please at least try to not act like a genocide loving fascist.

Did you know that Nazis often blamed the Jews for their own deaths. During the Warsaw Ghetto uprising when the Jews fought back they blamed the Jews for forcing them into destroying the ghetto. Never acknowledging that the Nazis themselves had created these conditions to begin with

The Nazis sometimes issued forced evacuation orders before massacres, as in the case of Babi Yar (Ukraine, 1941), where Jews were ordered to gather for "resettlement" but were instead executed en masse.

Similarly, in the Lidice Massacre (Czechoslovakia, 1942), the Nazis killed all the men and sent women and children to concentration camps in response to resistance, justifying it as retaliation for "not surrendering" when given the chance.

Do you need me to continue to draw parallels here? Like holy shit you guys aren't even hiding it anymore. Imagine defending the same tactics and rhetorics used against our ancestors during the Holocaust.

You are a Nazi

[socially-inept-ghost]

A comic expanding upon this idea I had

Toadsworth has a 66.67% success rate of keeping all babies safe and accounted for.

[ayeforscotland]

Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.

[ayeforscotland]

Lol…literally lmao. Enjoy the propaganda👍

[lurks-no-more]

Remember, everybody, that Trump started this thing. He literally did. And now he's pretending to fix the situation he caused.

Everybody who thinks Trump is saving anything here is a sucker.

[daenerys-targaryen]

[stoney-baloney-with-cheese]

Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."

This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.

He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.

He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.

He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.

Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.

[socially-inept-ghost]

After the Super Mario movie and Brothership, all I want is to see more and more of their bond. The best brothers.

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

[dumbtrannybitch]

this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

ngl I thought the puzzle piece as an autistic symbol meant like. I am a vital puzzle piece to your society. humans would never have invented half the things they did without us. you're telling me it means I'm missing something?? buddy. listen. listen to me reeeeaal closely. no human has all the pieces to humanity. no one. no one has all the features enables no one has all the strengths weaknesses or quirks. no one has a whole puzzle. we make the freaking complete picture together. that's the freaking point.

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Neurotypicals are encouraged to reblog this btw but if you think I'm broken for being autistic I'll break your bones

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

Bringing this back celebrate autism and the vital diversity of humanity with me by burning Autism Speaks to the ground

[1-800-horrorfilms]

i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

[growing-yet-into-magic]

It takes a village to raise a child and it takes every neighbor to raise a barn and it takes all hands on deck to clean the river. We were built as a communal species. Lend what you can, and accept what you're offered.