anxious millennial cowboy

they/them | kind of a mess, really | y'all I'm in my 30s, so if you're 10+ years younger than me, it's a no | profile pic = candice lerae diving into nicole savoy & ruby soho at shimmer 30 (taken by me)

[anxiousmillennialcowboy]

whether it's in love

or in heartbreak

I know they'll always find their way back to each other

[acenixx]

Someone told Punk there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, and he said bet, pay me those Saudi dollars.

[harmshake]

CM Punk talked ENTIRELY too much bullshit every year since he left to bring his ass right back to WWE. He's such a hypocrite. LMFAO.

[zevfern]

The only person pettier than Vince McMahon is CM Punk.

[anxiousmillennialcowboy]

all elite wrestling? more like adam elite wrestling:

[fluffyhales]

ONLY ONE OF THESE MEN IS ACTUALLY CALLED ADAM!

[mjfass]

MJF has the power to make the crowd chant ANYTHING. Holy damn.

[anxiousmillennialcowboy]

I'll never forget the week he accidentally (??) got the crowd to chant "A-D-H-D!" and seemed genuinely surprised

[anxiousmillennialcowboy]

all elite wrestling? more like adam elite wrestling:

[mrawkweird]

The King of Alter Bridge has arrived.

[elitecuntyclub]

AEW IS OFFICIALLY RATED R BABY

[mjfass]

THEY DID IT. EDGE IS ALL ELITE. THEY FUCKING DID IT.

[allelitewrestlings]

dynamite (sept. 2, 2020) → wrestledream (oct. 1, 2023)

[jasvvy]

love that kota saw kenny land on his neck and decided to take a much worse, crazier neck bump bc he's kota ibushi and he will not be shown up.

[anxiousmillennialcowboy]

live together, love together, die in the ring in front of thousands doing some stupid spot together 💀

[anxiousmillennialcowboy]

hey babes I'm late is wrestledream still on

did edge show up

why was there only one women's match

[mildmayfoxe]

[jasvvy]

[adampage]

not some guy screaming, “You’re Kenough, Kenny!!!!” 💀💀💀💀

[homoeroticgrappling]

LET'S FUCKIN GO

[anxiousmillennialcowboy]

[jasvvy]