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[actually-mentally-ill]

finding out making up whole detailed scenarios with fictional characters in your head is a “sign of mental illness”

[blognotfound]

pls don’t let this flop

[anxiousplayer]

The amount of serotonin this brings me

[stvrchaser]

if i had a dollar for every time i’ve fallen for a dead golden retriever boy who had has a complicated relationship with his mother, i would have two dollars. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[anxiousplayer]

My dad broke my heart way before any boy had the chance to.

- unknown

[halsteadsbradshaw]

A peak into my living room this fine evening

[anxiousplayer]

I swear this is what happens everyone I watch the rookie. My mom just looks at me like I’m crazy every time.

[anxiousplayer]

Are you alive or just existing?

[anxiousplayer]

“To often the only escape is sleep”

~Charles Bukowski

[anxiousplayer]

Do you ever need a ten minute hug but only from one specific person

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a “sleep with one eye open” threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[0v9]

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

[lavender-truth]

[lavender-truth]

He also collects crystals

[tenaflyviper]

I fucking love Gritty.

[anxiousplayer]

My mind is killing my soul.

[anxiousplayer]

Don’t you know?

True friends stab you in the front.

[anxiousplayer]

[anxiousplayer]

I’m not totally useless.

I can be used as a bad example.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[anxietyproblem]

[anxiousplayer]

When you’re young,

Thunderstorms seem scary.

Like the sky is angry at you.

But now that I’m old,

Something about it’s roar

Soothes me;

It’s comforting

To know that even nature

Needs to scream sometimes.

[anxiousplayer]

Why do you feel the need to keep me in this box?

Why won't you let me grow?

I am no longer that little girl you once knew.

I had 10 years to grow up.

You weren't here to see it.

But the doesn't mean it didn't happen

I no longer wear the pink princess dresses

Instead my dyed hands now reach for the pink hair dye

I am no longer a daddy's girl

But if we're being honest

I don't think i ever really was

I no longer play with my barbies

And i traded my ballet shoes for sneakers

I no longer like glitter and sparkles

And i much rather be playing video games

Then putting on makeup

I'm Not your little girl anymore

I've grown up

Maybe you should learn to let me