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MASTERLIST

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

me when taylor swift comes on stage to sing taylor swift songs at the taylor swift concert

[fullofdelight]

[callmebarbie]

blocked. and i hope a cat ignores all your pspspsps

[lovergf]

life’s so fun life’s so fun got my mini skirt and my rollerblades on

[heartfairy]

sorry dude can’t hang out I’m making up scenarios in my head. sorry no it’s gonna take up all my time.

[grumpy-gh0st]

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

[supergraphicultramodernboy]

concert tickets should cost exactly one dollar and you get to teleport there

[bloodstaineddyke]

[moonyclaws-deactivated20250515]

Me when Sebastian

[ryebreadgf]

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

[valinherfantasyworld]

so me

[cheruib]

gentle reminder: you are loved and appreciated by so many people

[il1wys]

i hate him (i want him)

[mintytrifecta]

[recluseraven]

Cinematic parallels🤗🥰