I post my thoughts sometimes

God had to nerf me by making me left-handed

[sarinisanta]

I could never take my own life, it's all just theatrics, smokes and mirrors.

I have a cat to take care of.

[sarinisanta]

I'm having a crappy trip on bezos I am once again requiring the girls (everyone can) to send me photos of their pets and/or plushies.

[anxiouswarden]

hi this is Leon and he eats chips

[anxiouswarden]

Today I will look at an image of an apple. you can't be too careful with these foul devil-red coloured things

[anxiouswarden]

due to lack of popular demand, i will be once again posting on "The tumbler" as the younglings call it

[anxiouswarden]

i miss the times when the default low quality youtube thumbnail was GTA V cars going down a ramp, and not this AI bullshit

[anxiouswarden]

why is "critter" even a word?? what does it describe?? like spiders, caterpillars, ants and maybe lizards but also squirrels cats dogs and bunnies?? snakes and fish even ??? is it a vibe thing?? is a cow a critter?????? (i ask for pictures im a visual learner btw)

[anxiouswarden]

life gets so much better once you start disassembling every single thing you see just to check out its insides. like yeah that cable do be cabling. woww thats the internet generator! and thats a tiny little baby transformer!!! oooh what if i unscrew thi

[anxiouswarden]

job application? i think that's called LinkedIn

[anxiouswarden]

I think piracy is cool because they have very pretty wooden ships and hats and talk funny

"arrr me matey yer booty is huge and yer coffers massive garrr. ye treasures is also impressive yarrr harrrr harrrrr"

[anxiouswarden]

im eating dinner... feast mode on