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' in that case, i hope you like mac & cheese. '
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” i’m not leaving until you make me something, mister chef. “
' in that case, i hope you like mac & cheese. '
” so make me something. and you can complain all about how much of an amateur, or whatever, i am. “
' do i look like your bitch? get something from the fridge. '
I think I’ll dismember the world and then I’ll dance in the wreckage.
Preludes and Nocturnes, Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes) (via thymoss) (via unabsolved) (via verticalthehorizon)
” do you have anything to eat, then? i came a long way to bother you, you know. “
' do i have anything to eat? of course i do. i'm a world-class chef. '
” — … how rude. “
' sorry, sweetheart. only thing i won't share. '
does he have an accent?
on and off. he can switch between accents pretty easily, though he usually speaks with a southern drawl. uwu
” oh hush. i’m doing you a favor. now— where do you keep your booze? i’m parched. “
' no matter how pretty i think you are, darling, i'm not sharing my booze. '
” try denying it a little more vehemently next time. i might believe you. “
' it might have something to do with an annoying she-demon who won't leave me alone. '
i made a laura kinney and i have many, many feelings
❝ I’ve brought you a gift. ❞
send me one of the following.
’ unless it’s food or covered in blood, or maybe b o t h, i’m not interested.
unless, of course, you intend to remove some layers. ‘
” — relax. stress looks awful on you. “
' i am not stressed. i do not get stressed. '
' fucking amateurs. '
I’M DOING IT
I’M WRITING
nevermind
❝—- Do you want pie with that?❞
' if i wanted pie, i'd say "hey, i want some pie". '
A note about shipping with me
I probably already ship it
not that I deliberately start rp’ing with people for the purposes of shipping, but if there’s chemistry, if there’s interesting interaction, then yeah, I probably ship it
you don’t have to ship it too; it’s fun to torture the muse with unrequited feelings okay
I will never pressure you into a ship
if you feel like i’m pressuring you, let me know and i’ll do my best to rectify the behavior
if you want to ship a thing, pitch it to me. the answer is probably yes.
that said, don’t assume it without at least mentioning it to me ooc first.
ships are usually in their own separate verses unless we’ve discussed something else.
if you ship with me I’ll ruin your life
xoxox i love you bbies
I’m cold and my footsteps echo like a verdict, spoken by an entire nation, Guilty, guilty.
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Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
James N. Mattis, General USMC (retired)