So many fandoms... so many ships...

[kendallroynsfw]

[just-shower-thoughts]

People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.

[typhonserpent]

[lazyspidey16]

😮😍😚

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him 

[spideyandstark]

avengers: happy birthday, steve!

bucky, eyes narrowing: what the fuck your birthday isn’t until-

steve, holding back tears: shut up

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Bucky tries to hand him a birthday card one cold December day, and Steve tackles him out a window before anyone else can see what he’s holding

[i-thought-you-and-i]

Bruce: What was that crashing noise?

Tony, fiddling with something: Barnes just got tackled by Cap, because today is his actual birthday.

Bruce: How do you know?

Tony: My dad remembered it more than mine

[stuckonylove]

Bruce: but you and Barnes threw him a huge party on the 4th of July this year.

Tony: Yeah, seeing him squirm about lying to the public is the best part of our country’s birthday.

[mcufam]

[connormurphweed-deactivated2018]

people who don't wear glasses who are writing characters who wear glasses;

they get fogged up when we drink hot beverages. they get smudged for no reason. we will push them up using anything in our area (i.e shoulder, whatever is in my hand, scrunching my nose up so they get pushed up, etc.). they get knocked off our faces all. the. fucking. time. when we change clothes we either take them off or they fall off when we pull our shirts off. we have to clean them after being in the rain. we own multiple pairs of them, not just one lone pair for our whole lives. most people don’t wear them in the pool, but some have extra old pairs for the pool (like me). some people take them off during sex, that’s fine! but some people keep them on. they don’t get squished into your face when you kiss (most of the time. at least from what i’ve experienced and i’ve got some mf big glasses). if we look down and look back up while you talk/to peek up at something, we will just peek blindly over the top of them. we clean them on whatever item of clothing is closest. some of us have prescription sunglasses and some of us wear contacts when we need to wear sunglasses. please keep some of these in mind when you write characters with glasses cause y'all who have 20/20 vision keep telling me all characters sleep in their glasses and own the same singular pair from age 6-25 and they never clean them.

[rainysuggestion]

( there’s this but you missed a few iconic glasses traits - “where’d I put my glasses” (is wearing them) - new glasses getting scratched on basically nothing. where’d the nick come from? we just don’t know. - forgetting you’re wearing synthetic material and just smudge the junk on your glasses around - after doing so, proceeding to hunt down any friend who is wearing a more cottony material - getting eyelashes on your glasses - stabbing yourself in the face with the arm of your glasses - “woah are you blind?” - “how many fingers am I holding up??” - walking into a warm room from the cold and suddenly being unable to see because your glasses fogged up - going outside and everything is Super Crisp 1080p - having three pairs of glasses and putting all of them at once - “aw dude you have transition lenses? lucky.” - the non-glasses scrutinising squint - taking off your glasses and suddenly you’re a different entity entirely - if you’re too good for taking off your glasses when dressing/undressing, realising you didn’t pull the collar of a shirt out enough and subjecting to your fate )

[pigeonacademic]

-For female characters wearing eye makeup is pretty much useless

[writerinhighheels]

- the reason why is because no matter what we do, the mascara will smear on our glasses

- thinking “Oh, there’s a little smudge. I’ll just clean it quickly”, then taking the glasses off and wondering how the hell you could see with what looks like three layers of dirt on them

- giving your loved one a little kiss but in the wrong angle so their nose touches your glasses

- the look™ when you’re in your bed lying on the side with your glasses on (aka the glasses are skewed)

[dailypattondoodles]

-sleeping in glasses fucking hurts… well, not anymore, but it used too

-if you have long eyelashes, having to push your glasses down your nose so they dont constantly rub each other, then having to push them up cuz you cant see

-WHY WONT YOU STAY ON MY FACE?!?!?!

-*they tilt crooked slightly* oh wow, And… now Im falling over

[everwizard]

-having transitions and right after walking into a building you can’t see because they’re still dark

-forgetting where you put them then having to either ask for help or judge your entire surroundings

-dont like contacts? like cosplaying? guess what! you’re blind now!

-trading glasses with other glasses wearers to see how blind your friends are

-when there’s a smudge that just. Won’t. Go. Away.

-“hey do you have lens cleaner?”

-your old glasses become your back up pair in case your current ones break

-metal and plastic frames are very different and most people have a preference

[fluidityandgiggles]

-for some, having to go get tested every year or so to see just how much worse your sight got, and then waiting weeks until the new lenses are ready

[karmacursedme]

Y’all forget the best one

-people randomly removing your glasses from your face and putting them on only to say ‘why do you wear glasses?? You’re not even blind.’

[casiskween-deactivated20211018]

And whenever you transition from a cold environment to a warm environment or vice versa, you are out of commission for like 10 minutes unless you have a cleaning cloth, cottony clothing, or could risk smudges that will bug you for the rest of the day.

[wonderlandmind4]

Also, carrying a kid from ages baby-toddler, will result in the removing and throwing of your glasses.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our parents / grandparents warned us how dangerous the internet was before they knew anything about it. Now they believe every post and photo shared without a second thought.

[chuuzus]

welcome to the age of female superheroes

[theshellcollecter-deactivated20]

Oh god. Im crying at this. Im legit sobbing over it.

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

[buckychristwrites]

commenting on fic before you’re friends with the author: Thank you for sharing this wonderful story with us, I loved it so much! You’re such a skilled writer and your characterization is excellent. Bookmarking so I can read it again later :)

commenting on fic after you’re friends with the author: hey bITCH how DARRREEEEE you. can i get a uhhhhhhh fucken happy ending??? but omg that one part i’m? ahfbshdbglhfdas anyway i’m coming to your house to murder you but thnx so much for the update ilysm

[time-travel-bouqet]

#truth

[616marvel]

Captain America: Bucky Barnes (Earth-616)  // Infographic 

This is how it goes sometimes when you’re Captain America. You’re out on patrol, and suddenly —WHAM— you’re under heavy fire like it’s the world war two again or something. Except in the world war, I knew who the hell was shooting at me,                                 ……most of the time…

[itstartswithablankpage-deactiva]

To every writer who thinks their story isn’t good enough, or exciting enough, or written well enough:

Chances are, it’s better than you think.

You’re just too close to your own story to see how wonderful it really is.

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

You’re not cute as you think when you post sexual comments on your favs social media.

You’re not cute as you think when you call your favs daddy on their social media.

You’re not cute or as funny as you think you are tagging your favs in posts that are sexual, stalkerish, extremely personal or something you should probably talk to a professional about.

You’re not as cute as you think you are following your favs around or stalking them.

Your favs aren’t your SO. They don’t belong to you. They are allowed to date, see, fuck, style, how ever they want.

They aren’t your fucking doll and I don’t care how much of their shit you buy or see.

You’re not cute, funny, a dedicated fan.

You’re gross. Get out of your delusion box now.

[lalalovekc]

This doesn’t have a lot of notes because this is how most of y’all fan girls act and y’all don’t like people to call y’all weird asses out

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

^^^^^

[anyaallisonfaye]

Signal booster for the people in the back.

[ash-poston-deactivated20191229]

This is the single best take on Dragon Age 2 I’ve ever read and why I will defend it with my life AND TWO OF THE WRITERS BASICALLY CONFIRMED IT??

(Also everyone go follow Margaret Owen on twitter. she writes books.)

twitter thread here

[furious-spartan]

[dinah-myles]

1.000 Followers appreciation giveaway!

This is quite a milestone and it’s been a while since I last did a giveaway, so here comes a big one!

Participation rules:

You have to be following me, but new followers are welcome! (Also welcome to stay 😉)

You have to have either a Dragon Age (DAO and DA2 are possible if you remake them in DAI), Mass Effect or APB Reloaded character (I can’t do much otherwise)

Likes, reblogs and comments on this post count!

I will pick the winners using a random name generator.

If you are a PC player, have a save file ready so that I can export your character directly. If you are a PS4 or Xbox player, have the sliders ready for me to remake your characters. (In both cases, have also a front and side reference of your character)

Both NSFW and SFW

Giveaway ends on September 28th.

Prizes:

Firts place: A render with your character and up to 3 party members (DA) or 2 (ME)

2nd  and 3rd places: A render with your character and their love interest/favourite companion.

4th, 5th and 6th places: A render of your character.

Best of luck and thank you everyone!

[dinah-myles]

Agh with such a messy month I didn’t realize we are 3 days away!! Still got time to participate :3

[dinah-myles]

Last day!!

[reachingyou]

ok but tenya is technically younger than both izuku and shouto, therefore he is the younger in the todoiideku ship in this essay i will