parting is such sweet sorrow

can’t leave the house it’s just me and these sweet ass swords and osric fanning me at every hour of every day which not gonna lie it’s already gotten old

#it seems important information #prayyouloveremember #valentines day #ophelia #juliet #hamlet #romeo and juliet #Juliet Capulet #shakespeare

i have been inside so long that i scarcely feel like writing

Juliet: when I said bring me something from the beach I meant like, a seashell or something.

Romeo *struggling to hold down a seagull*: YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT

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Romeo, on the phone: Lord Capulet, I’m calling to inform you that I’m planning to ask your daughter to marry me. But she’s a grown woman, I’m not asking for your permission because she is not your property. Nor would she be mine if she chooses to say yes. She is a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man! That being said, I truly hope she says yes, but it’s her decision. SO, BACK OFF!

Juliet: oh my god what did he say?

Romeo: I don’t know I left a voicemail

@prayyouloveremember i feel as if i should inform thee that tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s Day

ripe

do you vibe with us, sir? i do vibe, sir. but do you vibe with us, sir? no, sir, i do not vibe with you, sir; but i do vibe, sir.

My lord, are you aware that you are a character in a play?

Yes, I have had my theories on this for some time. How else could everything have gone so disastrously wrong? Either way, I am eager to find out how “Horatio: The Magic Man” ends.

if anyone did deserve to be the main character in a play, twould be our dear @moreanantiqueromanthanadane !

#all hallows eve #juliet #romeo and juliet #Juliet Capulet #hamlet #deardenmarkdiary #shakespeare

sometimes it feels like my life 'tis but a few steps away from a greek tragedy...

to confuse any spirits that may walk th’ earth, i have dressed up as prince hamlet this hallows eve!

@deardenmarkdiary your thoughts?

dear diary,

today i learned that my name, ophelia, means "help"

god knows i require lots of it

ooh! what does juliet mean?

apparently, "youthful"! oh my, thy name fits thee quite well, too - almost as if our names were chosen to describe something about us by some great author

I am named after my father, who was named after a mid-sized settlement, a little smaller than a village.

#deardenmarkdiary #prayyouloveremember

apparently the great author likens prince hamlet to a small town.

dear diary,

today i learned that my name, ophelia, means "help"

god knows i require lots of it

ooh! what does juliet mean?

julius caesar is like a little baby. my father was once killed by brutus i'th' capitol and he was fine

#prayyouloveremember #ophelia

rip to caesar, but your father ‘tis different

laertes used to put up drawings of all the kingdom’s most skilled fencers in his room and stare at them for hours

yeah but you had a poster of kenneth branagh

once I hung up one of my kitten posters in tybalt’s room. It wasn’t as funny to the so-called “prince of cats” as it was to me. I suppose it conflicted with the “tough young man” image he was going for.

did take him nearly three days to notice it, howe'er.

Posters are a cheap façade to mask our idealistic sense of security. If you really want to face the crushing sense of the cruel reality we live in just paint your entire room black so you can be alone in the void with your thoughts

my lord ignores the real question, which is:

was the kitten hanging from a branch with the words “hang in there” printed below it?

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Yes it was and I hate it it was the one time I almost genuinely considered actual murder not just a threat to make myself look cool

#prayyouloveremember #tothineownselfbelarry #deardenmarkdiary #angry prince of cats #tybalt #romeo and juliet #juliet #shakespeare

I hope thou art teasing, o cousin. ヾ( ･`⌓´･)ﾉﾞ

hamboy: i hate jocks!!1

henry v: hey

hamboy: oh, my favorite jock!

me: ?!?!?!? hello ??? HELLO ??

uh, how many armies do you have? none. how many armies does Henry have? almost two now. I rest my case.