#deardenmarkdiary

[prayyouloveremember]

Ophelia, ‘tis February 14th... the day Claudius gives his public speech to the people so I need you to stand in the audience and wave this “ya guilty” poster I have designed while I examine his body language for signs of vile criminality

this sounds like a lovely and totally not suspicious way to spend this holiday! i will be there with bells on!

[anyasbyanyothername]

to confuse any spirits that may walk th’ earth, i have dressed up as prince hamlet this hallows eve!

@deardenmarkdiary your thoughts?

[deardenmarkdiary]

I cannot believe nobody showed up to my fake funeral!

[prayyouloveremember]

@deardenmarkdiary thou hast left yorick in my closet, again! please come retrieve him or he shall become a hat model

[deardenmarkdiary]

Dear Diary

Fortinbras, @tothineownselfbelarry...I guess everyone else is avenging their fathers, too, huh? I better get on it.

Granted, both men were angered by someone named Hamlet, so perhaps I am th’ exception here.

[deardenmarkdiary]

Dear Diary

I would not be a breeder of sinners for a multitude of reasons, mainly because I believe that my offspring might commit unspeakable crimes upon Denmark.

But the real question is: What would I name such a child?

'Tis a decision too difficult. I suppose I would just name it Hamlet Jr. Jr.

The name itself is a crime.

[deardenmarkdiary]

Dear Diary

The thing nobody tells you about hanging out in graveyards is it looks excellent in aesthetic, but you always come out smelling like dirt and death.

[deardenmarkdiary]

Dear Diary

All the world’s a stage - and I really, really hope a stage light falls and crushes me.