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au where laertes wears those noise-cancelling headphones during all of the scene where polonius lectures him and polonius never realizes that he can’t hear him

prayyouloveremember

i do not know what an 'au' is but rest assured he does already do this

#he is a master of deception #hamlet #ophelia #laertes

rabbitinthemeadow

Enraptured by the sweetness of that blissful melody // Part 31

#hamlet #ophelia #flowers

bisexualdemondean

Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot

antisocial-butterflies-deactiva

Blocked

bisexualdemondean

Parried

prayyouloveremember

@tothineownselfbelarry is this you

#ophelia #hamlet #laertes #tothineownselfbelarry

compulsive

#ophelia #water #underwater

deardenmarkdiary

Horatio shall say “My lord, I know a spot” and take you to your dead father’s ghost

prayyouloveremember

hamlet will say "o most beautified ophelia, i know a place" and take you to the nunnery

#:/#hamlet #ophelia #my lord #deardenmarkdiary #nunnery

deactivated-blog

polonius arrested for horny on main.

prayyouloveremember

oh. oh no

#ophelia #polonius #:///

wimpers

don’t bring me roses, bring me wildflowers

#ophelia #flowers #😍😍😍

tothineownselfbelarry

can’t leave the house it’s just me and these sweet ass swords and osric fanning me at every hour of every day which not gonna lie it’s already gotten old

prayyouloveremember

thou shouldst zoom me a carrier pigeon soon!!

#i miss you!#ophelia #laertes #osric

leaving-this

i made a 2-part uquiz called Which Shakespeare character are you? and it has 50 possible results. The first quiz puts you into one of 5 groups and links you to the group quiz that has 10 different characters each. Tag your results. :)

#ooc: this is fun and our laertes made it!#mod of this blog got paulina ✌

mygardenoffantasies

To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter

#ophelia #positive

deardenmarkdiary

Has polonius ever caught you and Horatio ghost hunting? He seems the type to lurk around the castle at night.

I recall one particularly stormy night, Horatio and I had planned a supernatural investigation in the castle.

T’was perhaps past midnight, a few days after my ghostly father’s first appearance, when we embarked on our quest. Horatio was armed with the Christian scripture and cross and I with my signature wit (and dagger, as I am no fool and I will not hesitate to stab a man.) Before we descended into Elsinore’s cellar, I told Marcellus to keep watch and call us should he see any ghosts. He mumbled something about not getting paid enough.

For two hours, Horatio and I lurked in the old dungeons. My wine-head Uncle had since repurposed them to store his liquor.

“Spirits, come kill me!” I shouted, speaking to the air. Nothing. We were about to conclude our failed attempt when Horatio pointed into the darkness.

“My Lord, look! Something is moving about!” And at that moment a hellish, unseen creature scuttled past us and up the stairs. We heard a blood-curdling cry. Horatio and I arrived at the source to find a sobbing Marcellus drenched in sticky fluid. “Two more years ‘til retirement...” he said, rocking in a fetal position.

“Quickly Horatio, we must not let it escape!” I cried.

We chased the monster ‘round the castle until it was cornered under a dining hall table. With vigor, I pulled back the cloth to find - old Polonius, who hissed at us. His mouth was covered with wine stains. The three of us stood there, not knowing what to say.

“I prithee, do not tell the King of this,” Polonius winced. I looked at Horatio. Horatio looked at me.

“Well...how much wine is left?”

And the next morning it was all gone.

prayyouloveremember

any one could lure my father to the basement with the promise of a cask of amontillado

#this story seems far-fetch'd...and yet #ophelia #polonius #my lord #deardenmarkdiary