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Hamlet | University student, Prince of Denmark, Ghost chaser. | Currently procrastinating the murder of my uncle so ask me some questions to distract me from the dull pain of living :)

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Make sure you emo responsibly, kids

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#i thot hamlet died

And? just got back

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Make sure you emo responsibly, kids

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Damn, what a way to go out. Did he murder Claudius or what

yea

- horatio

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My lord, are you ok

He’s uh... he’s dead. Sorry.

- horatio

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I am actively attempting to

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Even wit’ Wittenberg online, I still cannot find the motive to watch these ‘ere-recorded lectures.

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i have 50 followers... if everyone gave me a dollar, that would be $50 Hamlet didn’t have... much to think about LMAO

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slay thyself immediately

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thou

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thee

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Stand ho, I beseech thee! I know this letter hath come hastily, but I am a Danish Prince who is in desperate need of 6,000 pounds to fund my mousetrap play. Prithee, send thy money to this address and I will double this amount!

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Horatio shall say “My lord, I know a spot” and take you to your dead father’s ghost

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hamlet will say "o most beautified ophelia, i know a place" and take you to the nunnery

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polonius was like “i know a spot” and it was behind a curtain... rip in peace....

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*puts hands over your eyes and says with a desperate tenderness* guess who?!

Th’ devil, sent forsooth to bring me to hell for my thought crimes

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Horatio shall say “My lord, I know a spot” and take you to your dead father’s ghost

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Please elaborate on this Beowulf fanfic the anonymous noble speaks of or forever label yourself a coward to criticism.

Ay, but I might be a coward! I hate the word as I hate hell, all critiques, and thee.

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polonius arrested for horny on main.

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oh. oh no

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We could bail him out but we could also just leave him there??? Perchance???

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can’t leave the house it’s just me and these sweet ass swords and osric fanning me at every hour of every day which not gonna lie it’s already gotten old

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I’m trapped inside my own hellscape mind every day so this is nothing new for me

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Dear Diary

Starting fires is a very tempting idea, especially since it is very easy!

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Dear Diary

When a farmer clears a field for his crops, does he think of the grass that could have grown there? When a man kills his King, does he give any thought to the Prince who will grieve? If’t be done by impulsive action and indifferent ignorance - perhaps that evil can be understood.

But if the man knew the consequences, if he knew the Prince would suffer for all of eternity, than he is a more malicious creature than ev’ry demon that inhabits the deepest hell.

So, dear Uncle, I know the risk of my revenge. I know there will be blood and death by my hand and I hope, for your sake, you had well thought out the rewards of my father’s cruel murder.

For I am the consequence.