Robby: you laughed so hard you jizzed
Robby: I wish that was a thing
Robby: I would just watch comedy specials all the time
William: Jizzing is like the worst part of the orgasm.
Robby: some would say otherwise
Robby: look at everyone in the porn industry
William: It's like "Oh, I'm having a really good time, BUT WAIT! I gotta also make sure I don't cum in a bad place, like on my favorite sheet"
Robby: all the ladies be like, Jizz on my face, jizz on my tits! jizz on my everything
William: Because porn is the embodiment of real life
Robby: IT IS AND DONT SAY OTHERWISE YOU UNBELIEVING FUCK BAGEL
Robby: why did I say bagel?
William: Because fuck bagels are sexy and you know you got a boner for me.
William: OH god I crack myself up
Robby: you mean multiple boners
William: Yeah sorry, forgot you had three and a half...
Robby: its 4 now Jimmy had a growth spurt
Robby: it goes ed edd and eddy and jimmy
Robby: depending on the day and how I like to treat them that day
Robby: ed edd and eddy always get a beating