RIDE THE CYCLONE - SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 1)
Mentions of NSFW and dark topics. Change as needed!
“Apparently, being told the exact time and place of your death is the exact opposite of fun.”
“What a load of friggin’ junk!”
“Dead, we’re done, there’s no undoing!”
“Nothing left to do except for rot.”
“Sex, oh god, why did I wait?”
“I hope I wiped my browser history clean…”
“I assure you, your will is your own.”
“That’s way better than a Hello Kitty cupcake…”
“I trade mostly in prophecies that don’t make any sense until they actually do.”
“Well played, Satan, well played!”
“Well, this couldn’t possibly get any weirder…”
“From ashes I was made, and to ashes I return.”
“Did anybody just pee themselves a little?”
“I’m really freaked out right now!”
“I find that idea… Terrifying.”
“I’m gonna stand a little farther away from you, okay?”
“Yo, I can’t get any WiFi up in this bitch!”
“Ever since I was six years old, I knew I wasn’t long for this world.”
“I don’t know how it is in your culture, but in ours, playing games where peoples lives are on the table? Super illegal!”
“I had a speech prepared for this very occasion, but I simply cannot read it.”
“Sure, she has some serious self-esteem issues- why wouldn’t she?”
“I am the best, by any metric of society.”
“Some of us are left wing, some of us are right wing, but last time I checked it takes two wings to fly!”
“I was just trying to prove to you that I’m a good person!”
“It’s clear, I’m the top of this class.”
“Some of us are winners, some were born to lose.”
“Keep your head down and things will look up.”
“Maybe that was a little harsh… Love you!”
“What you really need is a motherfuckin’ hero!”
“Yes there’s a problem, I’m the solution!”
“We need a little less of them, a little more of me!”
“That did strike me as an unorthodox strategy.”
“Oh, that’s okay. Kinda really super hurts, but…”
“I even pretended to believe in your imaginary fiancé!”
“I even celebrate your culturally ingrained alcoholism!”
“You challenged my preconceived notion that all gay dudes are fun to be around!”
“OH! Sweet Jesus Christ on a bike.”
“Shall we hang ourselves?”
“Then we must hang ourselves immediately!”
“I was born in the wrong town, the wrong country, the wrong era!”
“I wanted to feel, goddammit!”
“I wanted a man that would drive me to drink.”
“I wanted to drink myself to death on the cup of life.”
“Anyone who hasn’t experienced the ecstasy of betrayal knows nothing about ecstasy at all.”
“Can you keep it in your pants for one second, you horrible succubus?!”
“But in my dreams, I played a different role.”
“Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried my life of sin.”
“My life’s one never-ending carnival.”
“I’ve heard that lie a million times before.”
“Take love where you can when you’re a whore.”
“I burn myself with cigarettes just to somehow prove I’m still alive.”
“I choose to burn out rather than fade away.”
