shitty rp musings

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MITSKI : BURY ME AT MAKEOUT CREEK SENTENCE STARTERS

Feel free to change as needed!

"It's beautiful out today."

"I wish you could take me upstate."

"There's a party, and we're all going."

"We're all growing up."

"I want a love that falls as fast as a body from the balcony."

"I wanna kiss like my heart is hitting the ground."

"I don't know what I'm waiting for."

"I'm not gonna be what my daddy wants me to be."

"I think I've had enough."

"Change is gonna come, but when?"

"Lately, I've been crying like a tall child."

"Please, hurry, leave me, I can't breathe."

"Please don't say you love me."

"One word from you and I would jump off of this ledge I'm on."

"I was so young when I behaved 25."

"Yet now, I find I've grown into a tall child."

"I don't wanna go home."

"I don't know what to do without you."

"I miss you more than anything."

"I don't smoke, except for when I'm missing you."

"If you need to be mean, be mean to me."

"You can lean on my arm as you break my heart."

"Just don't leave me alone."

"I am stronger than you give me credit for."

"He only loves me when there's a means to an end."

"I miss when we first met."

"I'm starting to learn I may never be free."

"Fuck you and your money!"

"You know, I wore this dress for you."

"I will take good care of you."

"Stay with me, hold my hand."

"There's no need to be brave."

"All I've ever wanted is here."

"All I want is always you."

"I'll be brave."

"I say your name in hopes you'll hear it in the stars."

"I am relieved that I'd left my room tidy- they'll think of me kindly when they come for my things."

"I always wanted to die clean and pretty."

"I couldn't have changed, anyways."

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MITSKI : PUBERTY 2 SENTENCE STARTERS

"[Name] came to visit me today."

"He bought me cookies on the way."

"It'll all be okay."

"I'd do anything to have him stay with me."

"If you're going, take the train, so I can hear it rumble."

"When you go, take this heart. I'll make no more use of it when there's no more you."

"Of course, you couldn't know it was you and you alone."

"Will you keep it secret?"

"Come inside and be with me."

"One morning, this sadness will fossilize, and I will forget how to cry."

"When I find that knife sticking out of my side, I'll pull it out without questioning why."

"I'll listen to the memories as they cry."

"If I could, I'd be your little spoon."

"You have so much to do."

"I have nothing ahead of me."

"You're the sun, you've never seen the night."

"I'm not the moon, I'm not even a star."

"Don't wait for me, I can't come."

"Your mother wouldn't approve of how my mother raised me."

"You're the one. You're all I ever wanted."

"I think I'll regret this."

"You're my baby, say it to me."

"Tell your baby that I'm your baby."

"I'll be there on their side."

"I'm losing by their side."

"I always want you when I'm finally fine."

"I wanna see the whole world."

"I don't know how I'm gonna pay rent."

"I better ace that interview."

"I'm not afraid to die."

"I work better under a deadline."

"I pick an age when I'm gonna disappear."

"Until then, I can try again."

"Go and kill me."

"Somebody, please, tell me no."

"I'm not happy or sad, just up or down, and always bad."

"What do you do with a loving feeling if it makes you all alone?"

"What do you do with a loving feeling if they only love you when you're all alone?"

"I'm stayin' on later just in case you come up and ask to leave with me."

"You don't know what you want."

"I'm tired of wanting more."

"I think I'm finally worn."

"You have a way of promising things."

"I am a forest fire."

"I'll love some littler things."

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MITSKI : RETIRED FROM SAD, NEW CAREER IN BUSINESS STARTERS

"There's nobody better than you."

"It took me a while 'til I knew."

"You knew from the start it was us, didn't you?"

"Would you spare me your voice if I call?"

"You just grew a little smarter, too."

"I don't blame you if you want to bury me in your memory."

"I'm not the girl I ought to be."

"You can tell them what you saw in me."

"There's some kind of burning inside me."

"It's kept me from falling apart."

"You've seen what it's done to my heart."

"Would you just tell me what I'm meant to do?"

"I don't mean to make your heart blue."

"Could we be what we're meant to be?"

"Everything had its own place, and I wondered what space I would take."

"I tried my hardest."

"God's very simple."

"Love shouldn't burn."

"I would've offered you all that you yearned for."

"Well, that's my ride, hope you had a good night."

"You know, you made me happy."

"Never once did you know me."

"Silly me, waiting."

"I love everybody because I love you."

"All I need, darling, is a life in your shape."

"I picture it soft and I ache."

"I love it when you call my name."

"Can you hear the bumblebees swarm?"

"I love it when you look my way."

"It's all that I need."

"I broke our belongings, they're all on the floor."

"The room is now empty, nothing left to throw."

"It's all too much..."

"I broke what you gave me, but you kept giving more."

"I'm sorry for taking, but I keep wanting more."

"You're much too much."

"You're too frail for me to touch."

"I want you."

"It's the end of the world."

"We're starting over."

"I love you, darling."

"I am done, dear."

"I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you."

"It feels so good."

"They're right outside the door."

"I never was very good."

"I haven't been so good."

"I don't need anything other than you."

"Darling, play your violin."

"I know it's what you live for."

"We will manage somehow."

"Though now, I'm but a shell."

"Oh, babe, please don't say sorry."

"Don't dare regret anything."

"Remember what you're here for."

"There's a lie that I told to you."

"Now I can't tell the truth."

"I slept with a man you knew."

"You told me once you were happy to have me."

"I never gave me away."

"I didn't mind, I adored him so."

"Nobody knows my lover is buried underground."

"I'm tired, can I sleep in your house tonight?"

"Is it alright if I stay for a year or two?"

"I'll be quiet."

"I'll leave once I figure out how to pay for my own life, too."

"Would you wash my back this once?"

"I'll leave what I'm chasing for the other girls to pursue."

"Am I still young?"

"Can I dream for a few months more?"

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there's nothing left to hide. you can see it in my eyes... oh, i've tried to be who i thought you wanted...

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MITSKI : LUSH SENTENCE STARTERS

Feel free to change as needed!

"What am I to do with all this beauty?"

"I'm chemical, that's all."

"Come touch me, too."

"I'm in my prime."

"Capture me, or at least take my picture."

"If I am not yours, what am I?"

"What do I need?"

"There is a light that I can see, but only, it seems, when there's darkness in me."

"There is a light, I feel it in me."

"There is a dream, and it sleeps in me."

"Set me free."

"Honey, what'd you take?"

"I think my brain is rotting in places."

"I think my heart is ready to die."

"I think my body is falling in pieces.

"Honey, look at me."

"Tell me what you took."

"I think my fate is losing its patience."

"I think my life is losing momentum."

"I think my ways are wearing me down."

"If I gave up on being pretty, I wouldn't know how to be alive."

"I should move to a brand new city and teach myself how to die."

"You like control, well, I do too."

"You can come closer."

"I'll let you hurt me how you choose."

"How long can we play this way?"

"I'm tired of not loving you."

"My heart wants to hold you."

"I know the rules."

"I'll sell my heart to you."

"What's my price?"

"I'm all used up, pretty boy."

"See my hands, pretty boy, what do they tell you?"

"Would you please spare me tonight?"

"I'm tired of this searching."

"Would you let me let go?"

"I know my room is a mess."

"I tell myself I'll clean tomorrow."

"Do what you came here to do."

"I hope you leave right before the sun comes up."

"Let's shake the poet out of this beast."

"How could I have lost it?"

"A hopeless, a violence, I named it love."

"The light of the world is fading."

"Your body's lost all feeling."

"Don't fear them or their hunger."

"If you didn't want the beautiful so badly, perhaps you would've found it in your spirit singing softly."

"You were human, don't forget it."

"I'll live without you, though the struggle will be daily."

"Real men don't need other people."

"Real men don't flinch or bleed in public."

"Oh, I think I'm a real man."

"Well done girl, you're looking good."

"Real men keep cool in the face of a fire."

"Go down with the ship."

"Real men don't eat, 'cause they're above that, damn it."

"Give me your love for being so good."

"Praise me, make me feel lovely."

"Say you want me."

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mom, would you wash my back this once? and then we can forget... and i'll leave when i'm chasing for the other girls to pursue...

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You’re scaring us, and all of us -        some of us love you.          Achilles, it’s not much,             but there’s proof.

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Nothing I do is ever good...     Nothing I do is ever good enough.

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Hangin’ out where I don’t belong    is nothing new to me.       I get tired, and I get sick,           and then I lose the strength to leave...

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I’LL MAKE THEM        H E A R   M E !

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i’ll stand up & fight ‘cause i know that i’m right!

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i’m the bad guy, that’s fine!        it’s no fault of mine.

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believe me, i know --        i’ve sunk pretty low...          but whatever i’ve done, you deserved.

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RIDE THE CYCLONE - SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 2)

Mentions of NSFW and dark topics. Change as needed!

“That... Was... DOPE, YO!”

“Well, I liked the part where the two boys kissed!”

“There is a difference between affection and smut.”

“Little orphan a-hole.”

“Not every story has a lesson.”

“Stay in school, don’t smoke!”

“Teen sex kills!”

“I’M ON A ROLL, HIT ME!”

“I think it’s messed up we live in a world that celebrates violence and demonizes the very act of love.”

“Porno is magical!”

“I’m never mad at you! I’m just frequently disappointed.”

“Just ‘cause I’m all gangster don’t automatically make me homophobe!”

“It’s not cool to be homophobe in rap game no more ever since Macklemore dropped ‘Same Love’.”

“That shit was emotionally devastating, yo.”

“So thanks for killing my mother and indirectly killing me!”

“When I feel the rage, I rap about money in autotune.”

“Autotune will never die!”

“Would you like to know the future that could have been?”

“Love does conquer all!”

“Look at me, I am physically weeping!”

“And that is why not everyone should have library card!”

“You have no redeemable qualities- even your best friend completely hates you!”

“There are no accidents.”

“Since we’re all sharing, I would like to talk about my religion.”

“I’m a lover, not a fighter!”

“To hold you close, that’s enough for me.”

“Life is hard enough without making up reasons to be dicks to each other.”

“Love is the closest you can be to another person, because it’s the closest you can come to being another person.”

“I’m the same person I always was.”

“We’ll listen to you now, Space Jesus.”

“I’m so happy right now, I can never come down!”

“Cruel existence was only a sham.”

“Won’t tell me at last who I am?”

“Time eats all his children in the end.”

“When silence falls, does no one care?”

“Does anyone care?”

“I’ve never been drunk before. Or kissed a man, so... Thanks.”

“You are tragic. You make me weep just looking at you!”

“It’s a fire sale in my brain and everything must go!”

“Just learn to take a compliment!”

“I thought my life had meaning. Turns out, it didn’t! Oh well! Jokes on me!”

“Can’t you just listen for once without making it all about yourself?!”

“OUCH! You just punched me in the frickin’ boob!”

“I lost my virginity to a carnie in a porta-potty.”

“My parents were good people, and all I could do was think horrible things about them.”

“There’s no shame in loving my small town.”

“It took a horrible accident for me to realize how goddamn wonderful everything is.”

“There’s nothing wrong with being the nicest girl in town.”

“In five minutes, all bets are off.”

“You knew all along I could never do it.”

“To say that if one dies young, they die needlessly? That is to discount the years we had.”

“No one will win here, and no one can lose.”

“The world will keep on spinning with no ending or beginning.” 

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RIDE THE CYCLONE - SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 1)

Mentions of NSFW and dark topics. Change as needed!

“Apparently, being told the exact time and place of your death is the exact opposite of fun.”

“What a load of friggin’ junk!”

“Dead, we’re done, there’s no undoing!”

“Nothing left to do except for rot.”

“Sex, oh god, why did I wait?”

“I hope I wiped my browser history clean...” 

“I assure you, your will is your own.” 

“That’s way better than a Hello Kitty cupcake...” 

“I trade mostly in prophecies that don’t make any sense until they actually do.” 

“Well played, Satan, well played!”

“Well, this couldn’t possibly get any weirder...” 

“From ashes I was made, and to ashes I return.” 

“Did anybody just pee themselves a little?”

“I’m really freaked out right now!” 

“I find that idea... Terrifying.”

“I’m gonna stand a little farther away from you, okay?”

“Yo, I can’t get any WiFi up in this bitch!”

“That... Was wack.” 

“Ever since I was six years old, I knew I wasn’t long for this world.” 

“I don’t know how it is in your culture, but in ours, playing games where peoples lives are on the table? Super illegal!”

“I had a speech prepared for this very occasion, but I simply cannot read it.” 

“Sure, she has some serious self-esteem issues- why wouldn’t she?”

“I am the best, by any metric of society.” 

“Some of us are left wing, some of us are right wing, but last time I checked it takes two wings to fly!”

“I was just trying to prove to you that I’m a good person!”

“It’s clear, I’m the top of this class.”

“Some of us are winners, some were born to lose.” 

“Keep your head down and things will look up.”

“Maybe that was a little harsh... Love you!”

“What you really need is a motherfuckin’ hero!”

“Yes there’s a problem, I’m the solution!”

“We need a little less of them, a little more of me!”

“That did strike me as an unorthodox strategy.” 

“Oh, that’s okay. Kinda really super hurts, but...” 

“I even pretended to believe in your imaginary fiancé!”

“I even celebrate your culturally ingrained alcoholism!”

“You challenged my preconceived notion that all gay dudes are fun to be around!”

“OH! Sweet Jesus Christ on a bike.” 

“Shall we hang ourselves?”

“Then we must hang ourselves immediately!”

“I was born in the wrong town, the wrong country, the wrong era!”

“I wanted to feel, goddammit!”

“I wanted bad love.”

“I wanted a man that would drive me to drink.” 

“I wanted to drink myself to death on the cup of life.” 

“Anyone who hasn’t experienced the ecstasy of betrayal knows nothing about ecstasy at all.”

“Can you keep it in your pants for one second, you horrible succubus?!” 

“But in my dreams, I played a different role.”

“Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried my life of sin.”

“My life’s one never-ending carnival.” 

“I’ve heard that lie a million times before.”

“Take love where you can when you’re a whore.” 

“I burn myself with cigarettes just to somehow prove I’m still alive.”

“I choose to burn out rather than fade away.” 

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VIGILANTE (PEACEMAKER) - SENTENCE STARTERS

Mentions of NSFW topics and violence. Alter as needed!

“If someone doesn’t have their pinky toe they’ll fall over! It’s the most important toe on the human body!”

“I’m just looking from behind a trash can, it’s a normal thing to do!”

“Fuck this, no way! It’s over, you won! Fair fight! I gotta go!”

“If I keep changing my facial expressions, they won’t be able to recognize me in a lineup!”

“Fine, I don’t care! I’ll get on the ground all day long!”

“FUUUCK! It hurts to walk on!”

“Which one of you dumb sister-fucking, tiki torch carrying, Sloth from the Goonies pieces of shit wants to go next?”

“Do you have cable? I don’t wanna stay here overnight if there’s no cable. Fargo’s on tonight.” 

“I’m just the guy who’s gonna fuck you so hard your asshole’s gonna be dragging behind you like a tail.” 

“Oh! Okay, then I change my answer to just ignoring the question.” 

“Well how else am I gonna experience motherhood?” 

“Oh, okay, now we definitely have to kill them ‘cause you’re giving stuff away about my secret identity!” 

“Don’t fuck with my BFF!”

“We can’t use duct tape, that’ll hurt their skin when they try to pull it off.” 

“I’m fine, seriously. All I need is a good nap.” 

“Look man, I’m begging you, will you please, PLEASE look at my crotch?”

“We only kill bad people! Usually. Unless there’s a mistake.”

“Listen, I’ve been meaning to thank you for allowing me to be tortured last night.” 

“You have to admit, it was kinda sweet how he wanted that monkey and that man to be friends.” 

“Shouldn’t you kill him, then?”

“My dad never made me anything. He was too busy pretending to be gay to get away from me.” 

“It’s our day off, I thought we’d get wasted!”

“I’m getting this weird feeling that you’re angry.” 

“Dude, a butterfly is a type of bird.” 

“You’re a little intense right now. Like, I don’t wanna be uncool but your face looks really weird when it goes into all those various angry positions.” 

“There’s no wrong time to rock, motherfucker!”

“Dude, this is a really weird time to do your face exercises.” 

“Try introspection on THAT, motherfucker! ... I’m sorry.”

“I WAS about to go, and then you had to say THAT! Now if I acquiesce, I’ll look and feel small!”

“If you’re gonna be sarcastic, you should really warn people so there’s no confusion.” 

“Your blades are dull as fuck, man! Why don’t you maintain your torture shit?!”

“Just because they’re aliens doesn’t mean they’re gross. BIGOTRY!”

“I’m not sure I’m ever gonna walk again.” 

“You’ll fall over all the time and look stupid and everyone will laugh at you.” 

“I thought that man and that chimp were friends. I was thinking they were gonna go on an adventure together.” 

“Aw, fuck! I’m never ever gonna kill someone with a fucking chainsaw!”

“I would read anything you wrote, dude. I bet you could do some bomb poetry.” 

“Yeah? Well, welcome to the fucking club!”

“There’s your answer! AHAHAHA!”

“Are you here to put babies in us like in Alien?”

“I think they jumped over those bullets.” 

“Look, at worst, he’s paralyzed.” 

“I’m gonna make a collage of the three of us fuckin’ some chicks with a bunch of dolphins around us doing beer bongs in a Corvet.” 

“We used to go out, kill bad guys, boom boom boom, no problem. We accidentally kill the wrong person? Oh shoot, that stinks-- then we move on!”

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LYRICS FROM MY PLAYLISTS.

CW: Mentions of suicide, drugs, and other dark topics.

“I’ll bet you’ve never had a Friday night like this.”

“Let’s scream until there’s nothing left.”

“You want a martyr? I’ll be one.”

“Enough’s enough - we’re done.”

“I don’t wanna feel a thing anymore.”

“I’m tired of begging for the things that I want.”

“Imagine living like a king someday.”

“Dying is a gift, so close your eyes and rest in peace.” 

“Why do you make me feel like no one?” 

“You want me to be something I can never ever be.” 

“I’m not saying I’m not playing god.” 

“I still think you’re beautiful.” 

“I will never be taken for granted again.”

“If we die at the same time, does it still scare you?”

“Will I make it ‘til the end? Or will I crawl away and die?” 

“Why’s my mother always right?”

“I’m living a lie, and it’s not the best thing for me.” 

“Confidence is key when violating trust.” 

“I wish I could see this filth through someone else’s eyes.” 

“I follow these pigs around, but I never get used to it.” 

“Nobody can say they know me.” 

“These drugs are fucking with my head.”

“I know my mother wants me dead.” 

“I think my mailman is a fed.”

“I think I used to have a purpose... Then again, that might’ve been a dream.”

“Sometimes I think I’m happy here.” 

“I’m not your friend or anything, damn.” 

“Get my pretty name outta your mouth.” 

“If you go, I wanna go with you.”

“If you die, I wanna die with you.” 

“Your beauty never ever scared me.” 

“I think about just how petty you are, and it blows my fucking mind.” 

“Anything exceptional gets crushed by common people.” 

“You wanna win the war? Know what you’re fighting for.” 

“You need people like me to fail.” 

“I don’t know where I’m going to sleep tonight.” 

“I’m sorry, I can’t see that you truly love me.” 

“Please, don’t take this out on me.”

“You’re the only thing that’s keeping me alive.” 

“I would rather end it all tonight.”

“If I mean anything to you, I’m sorry, but I’ve made up my mind.”

“There is no real me, just this dark entity that can’t be redeemed.”

“Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?”

“I know it’s hard, but who are you to fall apart on me?”

“What about us? Well, what about me?” 

“Don’t let me fall.”

“You left me here, I’m all alone.” 

“Nothing can stop me now, ‘cause I don’t care anymore.”