Anywhere Butt Here

A blog about bad guys doing bad guy stuff in the post-apocalyptic remains of Equestria. Art was done by Madmax. Writing by Pacce and Stonershy. Based on the Anywhere But Here stories (Mature Content): Anywhere But Here and Odds and Ends

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What? Did you think we were gone forever?

Anywhere But Here will continue...

Artist for this gorgeous piece was Kaban!

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Ещё одна попытка нарисовать персонажа фанфика по ФоЕ: Anywhere But Here, Leaf Marine

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I don’t speak your crazy moon language, but if it isn’t my favorite little lap dog. Besides Tap.

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Yo Rita! Why you so fat gurl?! You need to lose some weight

I think you’re confusing me with someone else.

See, THIS is fat. This is also the most annoying, talk your ear off, thinks she’s better than you, wrong about everything she says about the Ministry Mares, and untrusthworthiest thing you’ll ever meet!Seriously though, I’m perfect.Although, in hindsight, maaaaaaaaaybe I shouldn’t have left Tap alone with her.

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Happy Hearts and Hooves day, you racist nerds.

Where's my Talons and Wings day, huh?!

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Right now, we're hunting down Raspberry Tart. This #$%@ got half her city blown to #@$% making a deal with the Enclave. The ponies she didn't get killed want her back alive to pay for what she did.

It's been a pain in the @$$ tracking her down, but I'm sure it'll be an easy bag once we catch up to her.

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Were you saying something? I was kinda distracted.

Jeez, Tap, am I gonna have to put both of you on a leash?

Hips...

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I might have even caused the wasteland to happen.

Double Tap and Paharita are OCs from the fanfic anywhere-butt-here by Pacce and Stonershy (also loved Madmax’s illustrations of them), I haven’t read far, but I find their designs pretty cute.

-Mod

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I'm not so sure I like the way my life seems to be turning as of late.

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I know we've been away for more than a bit, my loyal, sycophantic followers.

But we haven't been slacking, quite the contrary.

We've just landed the biggest contract of our lives.

(the joke is that our target is fat)

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Go drink a tall cup of ground glass. I hear it's good for inflammation of the rectum.

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Not much.

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Thanks a lot, @$$holes!

She f&%#@ing fakes crying too, by the way!

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Y-yeah, cause w-wouldn't that just be awful.

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Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap...

WHAT!?

I can see the next dimension!

Rita, this is why ponies wear masks when mixing chems.

They don't fit me, you multi-dimensional racist!

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I have no idea what you're talking about. I never met this pony and I certainly wasn't present for their demise or disappearance.

And even if I was you certainly couldn't prove it.

And if you think you can prove it, you're racist and prejudicing against me.

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While I live to fiddle with guns and stuff and then see them do their thing, I'm not really the type to fire them. I know too many ways that they can blow up in my face to ever pull that trigger myself.

Thank the MM's Tap has no such self-preservation instincts.

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Cats are fun. I like them.