KNB PartTime Job HeadCanons
Works some sort of fast food job
Probably in the kitchen of like a Mcdonalds pretending that it is a 5-star restaurant
I want those fries looking CRISPED
At first glance he acts like Mcdonalds Gordon Ramsay but is actually more like spongebob
His boss loves him beause he gives everything 110%
Except he sucks at talking to customers
Works at a gas station that nobody goes to
Teaches new drivers how to pump their own gas because watching them try to figure out the machine is literally unbearable and also his older brother mode gets activated
Spends most of his shift actually doing nothing/eating the snacks sold at the corner store
Throwing crumpled up receipts at his coworkers
Customers are usually truck drivers on long trips or new drivers trying to avoid busy gas stations
Usually works the nightshifts
Works as either a babysitter or at a daycare
Usually comes home covered in stickers and hair ties
Will occasionally get recognized by children while out in public which throws off his friends everytime
Gets a little too into the games he plays with the kids
No timmy I can’t have milk in my pretend tea I’m lactose intolerant
Has been the princess/prince/horse/dragon but his favourite is definetly the princess because he milks the shit out of it
Part time model and part time barista and he makes sure everyone knows it
Chats up customers while making their drinks and listening to their problems like a cliche bar tender
If you think he wouldn’t draw little festive doodles on all the cups
Will karaoke whatever is on the radio
Always smells like coffee
Works as like a receptionist at the hospital or some kind of job that is very hard to get as a teenager but he making BANK
All his friends make fun of him for his receptionist speed typing
Answering phone calls in an unfriendly but very professional voice
Takao likes to sit in the waiting room of his work and Midorima likes to pretend he doesn’t know him
Spends the majority of his time faxing things like an old man
Doesn’t have a part time job
But frequently visits his friends jobs
Pulls up in his expensive car to the sketchy gas station Aomine works at to tell him he’s doing a good job
Frequents murasakibara’s bakery and the old lady that works there with him thinks he’s such a dream boat and makes sure murasakibara knows
Works at a local bakery and loves every minute of it
Is absolutely a terrible employee but his boss is like a small old lady and he loves her and she loves him
Trying to decorate small cakes with his big hands
Professional taste tester
Works at a quiet bakery with maybe 2 other employees and his boss and they’re like one happy/chaotic family
Actually loves watching small kids come in and get excited over all the different treats
Is a sucker for giving out free samples because he soft
Also if you yell at any of his coworkers he will step on you
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