Awakening from my eternal slumber to drop this post.
He puts his headphones in the minute he arrives at the airport and he doesn’t take them off until he lands (except for the safety demonstration he’s not going to be RUDE)
He listens to music and probably daydreams about basketball or something.
Absolutely did not bring enough clothes and he’ll be wearing the same shirt all week.
He brought one carryon and half of it is filled with plane snacks. But he wasn’t about to check a bag for an extra 30 dollars don’t be ridiculous.
He prefers the aisle seat for the leg room and a quick escape to the bathroom.
Gets up to pee a minimum of 3 times.
But he helped an old lady put her luggage in the overhead compartment.
Got lost looking for his gate.
He does flights completely raw. No music. No games. No movies. No reading. Just vacant dissociation. He sits there and stares at the little plane on the tv on the seat in front of him for 4 hours.
He is absolutely getting stuck in the middle seat.
Sometimes he will watch the movies on other people’s screens but he will never watch his own.
The flight attendant forgot to ask him if he wanted a complimentary sack :(
But it’s okay he bought a little baked treat at the coffee shop in the airport .
Probably reads the safety pamphlet.
Dressed to impress. He is looking for his airport crush.
The flight attendants have to body slam his suitcase into the overhead compartment because it’s way too big but he gets away with it.
Makes small talk with the person sitting next to him.
Has at least 3 screens open. He’s got a movie playing on the seat in front of him, he’s got his laptop open and he is also on his phone.
Shows up the the airport 3 hours early.
Brings a months worth of luggage for a 3 day trip.
A nervous flyer, he sits the and white knuckles the arm rests the entire flight.
He does not fly on unlucky days.
He sits there and plays sudoku the entire flight. Not even on his phone either, he has a printed book of sudoku puzzles.
He’s that guy who turns on his reading light when the entire rest of the plane is dark.
He sits in the aisle and gets annoyed every time someone gets up to use the bathroom because he’s a little hater.
He thinks he wants the window seat but then he spends the entire flight complaining that he doesn’t have enough leg room.
Watches movies on the plane but he doesn’t have any shame for what movie it is.
Takes his headphones out when the flight attendant tells him to for the safety demonstration and then blatantly puts them right back in after they leave.
Whole heartedly believes that if something happened to the pilot, he could land the plane.
She probably was also a little late but it’s Aomine’s fault somehow.
She stops and gets a fun little drink after security and then goes and watches the planes take off.
Also if she is not flying then she is tracking everybody’s flights like a dad.
She starts out in the aisle seat but switches with Aomine half way through because he won’t stop complaining about not having enough leg room.
She listens to music and plays games on her phone.
Absolutely annihilating like 200 levels of wordscapes.
If she knows them, she will force the person beside her to play her phone game with her.
Showed up to the airport 15 minutes before boarding, took his sweet time getting to the gate, stopped for food but somehow still made it on time.
Puts on a movie but then falls asleep the entire flight.
Armrest hog send this man to jail.
Asks the flight attendant for an extra snack.
Aisle seat for sure he wouldn’t survive the middle seat.
He is flying business class.
And he is wearing his Sunday best.
Arrives punctually, has a drink and a snack in the business class lounge before hand.
He probably also makes small talk with the person sitting next to him (Just to see if he can)
During the flight he mostly reads.
But he usually picks the window seat so he can look out the window (and plot)
Sometimes he will pull out his laptop and do work on the plane
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