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Bilbo Baggins was a perfectly respectable hobbit that belonged to the shire. He lived in Bag-End in his late friend’s parents’ smial. He didn't leave the hill very often, if not for food. These were the observations of outsiders, ones who didn’t know. Outsiders who were ignorant to what really went on within the small, honest quiet Hobbiton. They didn’t know how truly cruel pleasant the gentlefolk of Hobbiton could be. How inhumane kind and unkind caring they could be. What horrific experiences those that differed from the rest were forced to face.
No, this is not a tale of how a simple, respectable hobbit came to join a quest with 13 dwarrow to retake Erebor and slay a dragon. No, this is not such a tale. This is the tale of Bilbo Baggins, a skinshifter who came to meet the last of his kin, kill one he had considered kin and acquire a dwarven husband and nephews.
Who is Bilbo Baggins, and just what is he?
Words: 2919, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Dáin Ironfoot (at some point), Thorin's Company, Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Legolas Greenleaf, Thranduil (Tolkien)
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Kíli/Legolas Greenleaf, Dwalin/Nori (Tolkien), Balin/Dori (mentioned), Bard the Bowman/Thranduil (Mentioned), Fíli/Ori (Tolkien), Tauriel/Her Bow, Bilbo Baggins & Tauriel, Bungo Baggins/Belladonna Took, Bilbo Baggins & Bungo Baggins & Belladonna Took, Thorin Oakenshield & Thorin's Company
Additional Tags: Skin-changer Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Is an Idiot, Thorin Has No Sense Of Direction, Fíli and Kíli Are Little Shits, It's Always Gandalf's Fault, Bilbo is So Done, BAMF Bilbo Baggins, Protective Bilbo Baggins, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, asshole hobbits, mentioned slave trade, Child slave trade, Thranduil and the stick up his ass, Oh wait thats just Bard, Bilbo Has Issues, Bilbo needs a hug, and he's gonna get one, Thorin Broodysheild, why is that not a tag?, it should be, Bilbo Baggins Has the Patience of a Saint, Bilbo and Elladan and Elrohir prank the Company, Kili and Fili meet Elladan and Elrohir, Fíli and Kíli are Idiots, mentions of Morgoth and torture, Bilbo Is Tired, Like half-dead tired, poor baby, Abuse of Khuzdul, Bilbo speaks Khuzdul and Sindarin, Bilbo has no selfpreservation, read notes for chapter warnings, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Bilbo aquires Tauriel when she is an elfling, No beta we die like Thorin Oakensheild should, Canon has been taken out back and shot, We shot the canon with a cannon, Alternate Universe-Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Self-Indulgent, Bilbo Baggins - The Linguist of Middle Earth
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