[theblasianbarbie]

im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

[pepeispig]

me after infinity war:

[jakegyllenhaal]

[rcktpwr]

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

[bopeep]

[cumnog]

my grandma has a dog like this….

[123dayzup]

Ya grandma a hoe

[cams-archive]

[thebootydiaries]

me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people like me

walmart employee: ma'am,

[stuffnthangslori]

[isolate]

when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and he immediately got off work and drove straight over to eat lunch w me so I wasn’t alone, and he even picked flowers from his garden to give to me and that’s when I realised that anyone can be a father but not everybody can be a dad

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[kimreesesdaughter]

I used to think I was being too picky but fuck that. I deserve someone who wants to know about me. It may sound silly but I don’t wanna be out here fucking with people who never ask my favorite color or if I ate today. I deserve someone who wants to hear my dreams just as much as I want to hear theirs. I deserve the same energy and effort I release. Fuck that. 

[sensitiveblackperson-deactivate]

[robmyheart]

SHE DID THAT

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

[democraticsenator]

Every time I see this video, it renews me

[peniswhoreousrex]

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

I️ WANNA SEE THE TAPE

[hypersexualsportswear]

EXPOSE THEM!!!

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

BEHOLD, ONE OF THE ONLY MEN WHO EVER ATTENDED THE MET GALA THAT ACTUALLY FOLLOWED THE THEME RATHER THAN JUST WORE A BLAND ASS SUIT LIKE EVERY OTHER GUY THERE

CHADWICK MOTHERFUCKING BOSEMAN

[realmymelody]

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

[hsfiwoqjdidihwwj]

met gala: so heres the theme

men EXCEPT chadwick boseman: hhurgghnrhn…. oogh…. black tuxedo….

[mjalti]

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

[sageklaire]

shut up lol

[mjalti]

buy my silence

[rani-padmavati]

Blake Lively in Atelier Versace at the 2018 MET Gala

[sauvamente]

Okay but seriously if Blake Lively can do this nobody else has any other excuse