AP Euro Memes

Wot in German Unification

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11:11 is a cool time and all but the joy you get from being in military time and seeing 15:55 Peace of Augsburg show up is unknowable until you try it.

[cami-smith2022]

My AP Euro Teacher is making us make memes, so expect a lot of those on here

[historys-hoe]

AP Gothic

You open the test booklet. The first page is formulas. The second page is formulas. They’re all formulas. You can’t find the questions. Everyone around you is diligently working. You flip through the booklet but all of it is formulas. They consume you.

“Close your booklet and stop working.” Pencils sound as they hit the desk. Time is called. Time doesn’t answer. Where is it? It is lost. You are all lost.

You are told to seal the multiple choice question booklet. The white labels don’t fit properly in the designated sections. None of this fits. You may never discuss these questions. They no longer exist. They never existed. Ryan tried to fight back. They drag him away. Ryan never existed either.

The test references AP students in it. Haha. The test is very funny. Laugh. College Board wants you to laugh. College Board just wants to be friends. College Board is very friendly. College Board beckons you closer. Closer. They are very funny. L A U G H

You may only use black or blue ink. Your pen breaks. The ink spills everywhere. Milky black liquid falls over everything you knew and loved. The College Board confiscates it. “How can we accurately assess your skills without gathering all your materials?” They smile. You never noticed they had so many teeth before. 

The proctor reads the instructions and you begin writing. The proctors circle you. They lean over your test and make disapproving noises. They are hunting. They pick out the weak. You will be next. 

[percys--sister]

THIS PART SAVED ME ON MY SHORT ANSWER FOR THE EURO AP TEST NO JOKE

[artsyfaartsy]

I made a typo and it worked

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If you ever think you're taking something too far and blowing it out of proportion, at least you didn't start an entirely new sect of Christianity just so you could get a divorce.

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[mare-magicis]

EUROPEAN HISTORY COMEBACKS

-On a scale of one to dumb, you’re invading Russia in the winter.

-You’re as much of a failure as the Spanish Armada.

-You’re as narcissistic as Louis the 16th.

-If you were any more wrong I would nail the 95 theses to your front door.

- I hate you like the Irish hate the British.

- Are you Catherine of Aragon? Because I’d invent a whole new religion just to get away from you.

-You’re about as bright as the Dark Ages.

-Tyco Brahe’s moose was more coordinated than you.

-You and Rasputin have the same sense of personal hygiene.

-You stink worse than the Industrial Revolution. EUROPEAN HISTORY PICK UP LINES

-If you were a revolution, you’d be the Glorious Revolution of 1689.

-Are you Katherine Parr? Because I’d divorce and execute my other five wives to be with you.

-Are you Louis the 16th, the sun king? Because you light up my life.

-Are you the Duke of Buckingham? Because I’m James I and I’d totally go gay for you.

-Are you an art style of the late 18th and 19th centuries that focused on emotions? Because you’re making a Romantic out of me.

-If you were a Russian king, you’d be Peter the Great.

-When I talk to you, I feel like Joan of Arc because it’s like I’m hearing the voices of angels.

[s-lizaa]

AP European History Pickup Line

ok my friend told me this one and I just could’t resist:

Are you the bourgeoisie?

‘cause i can feel a rising in my lower class

[batreaux]

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels* and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

[unrealthings]

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

[metallickah-deactivated20130925]

#communism works on paper but not on tile or marble

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