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[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[rumze]

it would funny if it didn’t hurt inside

[leffie-reblogs]

[tarched-deactivated20200329]

He, nice one Leffie! :)

[raflovestuffs]

Oh shit this is pure GOLD!

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[coolthingoftheday]

Flamingos huddled together in the bathroom at Miami Zoo during Hurricane Andrew on August 24, 1992.

[wordcubed]

This is also the context for that other surreal picture of birds in a bathroom floating around on Tumblr:

[monitorlizardappreciator]

turns out any bathroom becomes a liminal space if you put enough exotic birds in it

[julia-beans]

ayee (the ruins of) this place is right next to my family’s apartment. It looks like this now: 

(former aviaries^)

(^former big cat habitats)

Basically after the hurricane the zoo was so damaged they started to just start all over in a different location, but they didn’t actually take down the old habitats because of the historical significance or something, so what’s left is this fancy well manicured park in the middle of a residential area with these random decrypted cages at odd intervals and it’s honestly very surreal. 

[thepowerwithin]

Don’t ever forget how hard you’ve worked to get to the point you’re at right now. All of those moments you chose to take the hard path over the easy path; it will all pay off. It truly will. Just be patient.

@thepowerwithin (via thepowerwithin)

[rosapirog]

Velociraptor - How we first viewed them ‘till now

[nerdgul]

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

[weirdfandomchick]

How much sleep are you getting?

[nerdgul]

Not enough my guy

[valencing]

current mood: house democrats coming up with pointedly thin excuses to skip the trump inauguration

[keybladeofsteel]

“My mom said I can’t go”

[nevver]

The Shape of Ideas

[eviplotting-deactivated20150615]

[getoutgoawayshoo]

WHAT IS THIS

[songbird-with-a-sore-throat]

[softly and faintly screeches at you]

[swamppolitics]

source

[fed-detector-deactivated2018030]

It’s okay to laugh, but this really is a serious problem with political messaging. You ask people if they support “Obamacare”, you get like 40% approval. You ask people if they support “the Affordable Care Act”, you get 50% approval. You ask people if they support various important policies of the ACA like the Medicaid expansion, subsidies for lower-income people, the abolition of the pre-existing condition loophole, letting people stay on their parents healthcare until age 27, etc. and you get like 65% approval.

This is kinda exactly what George Orwell wrote about politics and language.

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

[stability]

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

[sinkingtraveller]

Installation at UT Austin by Jasmine Kay Uy

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[kyraneko]

Is it weird that I looked at that grave and thought, wow, that’d actually be a nice place to live? Space to lie down in, shelter from the elements, grave plots don’t cost very much compared to rent, you could go down there with a small air mattress and a sleeping bag and some wifi and really, nobody’d notice if you hollowed it out a bit down there for some extra room.

Plus half my generation is not-entirely-ironically wishing for death already … 

[mooglemisbehaving]

Next on Flip That House: a single-story property in a historic location with a lot of character!

[theveryworstthing]

the fight is harder each year.

[preved-medved]

this remains one of the best old year/new year illustrations I’ve ever seen

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

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