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worth·less ˈwərTHlis/ adjective having no real value or use. [ Independent AU Jake RP / Ask blog; using regular icons because where is Jake Lalonde ] M!A: None, pending Mood: Cheery!

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+ tealblindlawyer

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I am n9t a female

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Oh um oh dear.

My apologies sir. your name?

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oh my god that teaches me to check before guessing :x

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i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

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+ tealblindlawyer

Hello there madam and welcome to my blog. my name is jake lalonde and im currently eating xtra cheddar goldfish snacks with red wine. you are?

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i want tumblr friends that reblog my selfies

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Make my muse angry/sad/upset.

Tell them their crush doesnt like them, break them down to their core. Nothing is off limits.

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First person to respond to this gets my coordinates a bag of xtra cheddar goldfish and a tired cuddlebuddy for a day!

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How's my portrayal? Leave an opinion in my inbox.

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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Send me a ✯if you want your muse to have a relationship with mine, whether platonic, romantic or antagonistic.

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bonus if you specify 

[goshwhatameme]

Send me ❀ and my muse will tell you how they feel about yours by giving yours flowers

The language of flowers can be found here

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everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

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[lunarphoenix]

HOLY FUCK

[gnarlymarina]

holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow

[cakeywakeyc]

Yoink

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Good night friends!

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YOU DONT KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM TO FIND THAT THE CREEPIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IS FOLLOWING PEOPLE THAT CANT SEE IT

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"Justice is blind, R3M3MB3R?"

ʟᴇᴛ's ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ, ｓｈａｌｌ ｗｅ？ 

[ New blog. Boop. ]

[txmeline]

hey whats up names dave

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Oh dear so many striders today. ahem. i mean hello again and my name is jake! 

Welcome to my blog! also if i do not respond i am either drunk or failing to beat one of your others at mario kart.

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This shit better work

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HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

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what if we all got paper lol

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GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

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I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.