kiss my sass

i'm coming to you like a greek gold rush, cause girls just wanna have fund$

[stealingeveryonesleftshoe]

Whoever’s spreading their germs, no one asked you to share.

[apatheticdamsel]

And no one asked you to be so loud. Or perhaps it was you who started this epidemic. 

[not-the-dumb-one-blog]

That is so weird 

[apatheticdamsel]

You just don't know how to enjoy the finer things in life. 

[not-the-dumb-one-blog]

You enjoy sneezing?

[apatheticdamsel]

Yeahhh! The relief it brings is like, orgasmic or something. 

[arewegoodguys]

"No, I enjoy it too. As weird as it sounds, it kind of feels like you’re getting rid of bad feelings when you do," he replied thoughtfully.

[apatheticdamsel]

"Exactly!" Megara said, all too much excited. "And it's a build-up and a sudden release. It's so satisfying."

[apatheticdamsel]

Am I the only one who genuinely enjoys sneezing?