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When I'm fascinated about medical stuff and my friends aren't

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please American nurses, what is a "code"?!

A “code” is the emergency alert system that is typically paged overhead in hospitals. It varies by facility but typically there is a color associated with specific emergencies. When we say that someone is “coding” or “about to code”, that usually means that they’re about to go into arrest and/or die.

Code Blue is pretty common for most places and refers to a cardiac arrest/respiratory arrest situation. It pages your anesthesia team, ICU team (if not already in the ICU), the nursing supervisor, respiratory therapy, and other folks depending upon your hospital (our notifies our chaplain as well). Code Red is pretty common for a fire code, usually meaning that someone pulled a fire alarm, smoke has been detected, or there is an actual fire.Code Pink means a pediatric patient has gone missing. There is a similar, though different color, for adult patients who are missing.Other than that, there can be a variety of other colors that link up to various emergencies including environmental type problems (i.e. loss of hot water, electricity), weather emergencies, active shooter/bomb threat, patient elopement, crazy patient or family members gone wild and needing security, or internal/external disaster. Really depends upon your facility and their emergency response team.

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Another important code is Code Margarita. This is when the nurses get fed up with the sh*t for the day, and need to be relieved immediately to go to the bar and drink. It’s very serious.

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Code puppy. When the staff is at wits end and just wants to be surrounded by fluff.

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Code Brown

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Top 5 curve of all time.

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drained of blood, the heart is white

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No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that is a complete falsehood. You should be embarrassed and ashamed, honestly.

This is a ghost heart. What they’ve done is taken a pig heart and stripped it down to, basically, a cell framework that they can use to BUILD A NEW HEART UPON. You could inject stem cells into this framework so that a newly formed personalized heart can be transplanted into a donor with a significantly reduced chance of rejection. FUCKING AMAZING. It’s not been done with human tissue yet, but the promise this given to people who need hearts - or kidneys or livers or whatever - is beautiful. Science is beautiful.

And it’s IMPERATIVE to mention that a woman, Doris Taylor, at the Texas Heart Institute developed this. And she started with a rat heart and worked up to he bigger, more complex (and more human) pig heart. What a total bad ass.

So look, quit making shit up, learn to do a reverse image search on stuff you find on the internet, and STOP ERASING WOMEN IN SCIENCE.

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"Whoa, What Are Those For?" CF Medications In Public

If you know anything about Cystic Fibrosis, you probably are aware of the insane amount of pills and other therapies that we require in our everyday life. While there are a lot of medications, patients with CF, like me, still have to go on with our lives like a normal person. This includes having to do our medications in public. When I have to take my Cystic Fibrosis medication in public, I am usually pretty discreet about it. Although, sometimes it’s hard to keep them from being seen. When I was in elementary school at lunch, I was asked many times about my enzymes. Being that young, I only understood that I needed them to digest my food. So, that’s what I told my classmates. Nowadays, people are aware I have something going on due to my constant supplemental oxygen. When I go to eat and pull out my 6 horse-sized enzyme pills, I get a “Whoa, what are those for?” or a “What are those for? They are HUGE. I can hardly take one small pill!” I use this time to create awareness for Cystic Fibrosis and explain that while CF affects my lungs, it also affects my digestive system causing a problem absorbing nutrients and breaking down food.

Another medication that is hard to hide is my breathing nebulizer machine. Sometimes I have to do it in public. When I was younger I was embarrassed, due to all the stares I received. Now, I do it with confidence because there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Some people come up to me and ask me about it. Like the enzymes, I always tell people about Cystic Fibrosis because it’s impossible to get awareness out without talking about. Plus, if the public is not educated about it, then there likely won’t be enough funding for a cure or drug development. When I get asked about my breathing treatment, I explain that I have a genetic illness called CF that causes my lungs to fill with sticky mucus that will eventually grow bacteria and cause my lungs to scar, which is irreversible. This can lead to needing a double lung transplant when the lungs are too scarred up and the lung function drops too low. So, in order to get this junk out of my lungs and to breathe easy, I need nebulized breathing treatments.

I am never embarrassed when people ask me questions in public about my medication. I find it as a way to open up someone’s eyes and heart to the struggles of a person with Cystic Fibrosis. I always hope that after speaking to the public, I spark an interest in them to go research it and hopefully get involved with their Cystic Fibrosis community to find a cure. Hopefully one day we will have a cure. That’s a world I dream about :)

-Tiffany Rich

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When a clinic sends physical X-ray films

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I catch the family of my dysphagic stroke patient trying to feed them... again... after I have educated them repeatedly about them being strict NPO...