brain like a soft-boiled egg

Lilly (she/her) | 24/F/your mom

[dogrotpdf]

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

[rottingfacade]

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP+ meeting as children on the streets and becoming an unstoppable crime team.

[copias-girl]

How dare he come in here with his tight-fitting suits, greying hair, and little Vincent Price moustache and completely ruin my mind, body, and soul

[lenn-ey]

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

[rivertigo]

I post for the bitches who stutter, misspeak, mumble, and speak with an incoherent flow that only makes sense if you are in my brain

[eternalgirlscout]

decriminalize:

sex work

addiction

criminalize: 

golf

[eternalgirlscout]

oh my god

[fishandshesmygills]

beautiful women named air quality alert are messaging me

[weirdgirlgerard]

i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[supermariomamafucker]

i would be their third

[were--ralph]

i've had enough of this site

[fairycosmos]

apparently you're not supposed to let fear control you 😭 that bitch is at the steering wheel!!!!!

[kitttenteeth]

u can’t have sex w me i Am completely pixelated down there

[coloredcompulsion]

[keskaowl]

tags from coloredcompulsion:

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

[escuerzoresucitado]

people with the elon musk brain chip after i make a virus that forcibly shows them this one picture of a cat every 3 seconds

[modogoblin]