And try to write it down into a perfect sonnet.

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[smindersonfan]

I never liked Jack.

[toshio]

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

i risked my life for these pictures you nerds better appreciate them

[thedragoninmygarage]

[riverspecter]

[hollowedskin]

why is this goat so pretty?? it’s like a fairy? what kind of goat is this???

[powerfulwizard]

It’s called a Gulabi, and if you want to see something even better, the adults look like this.  

[whatthehellhappenedtoyou]

that escalated quickly

[silly-fox-in-sox]

[angry-eevee]

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

[cruelladatrille]

Colleges out here telling niggas to do a gofundme to pay they high ass tuition

When is god gonna end it

[thebigblackwolfe]

This is so gross

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

“John lost his scholarship at the last minute due to an administrative issue”

Why would a school be proud of how they routinely fuck over their students?

[afloweroutofstone]

Want basic economic opportunity? Have you considered begging?

[littlealienproducts]

[weloveshortvideos]

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[penis-hilton]

bye im……..

[captainellie]

A video posted by Lush Oxford Street (@lushoxfordstreet) on Dec 5, 2016 at 3:45am PST

I really hope you guys are aware that Lush Oxford Street responded to this

[tyleroakley]

the only good thing to come out of 2016

[aperfectsonnet-or-1foolishline]

Cheese sauce for my Mac and cheese! Melt 1 stick of butter, whisk in 1/4 cup flour. Pour in 3 cups half and half and 2 cups milk. Heat until bubbly. Add 8oz sharp cheddar, 8oz Monterey Jack, 8oz provolone (I usually use Colby jack, thought I'd try something different) and 8 oz velveeta cheese. Salt pepper and garlic salt.

[thefederalistfreestyle]

I stand by what I said, every bit of it You stand only for yourself It’s what you do I can’t apologize because it’s true 

[x x x x x x x]

[aperfectsonnet-or-1foolishline]

[aperfectsonnet-or-1foolishline]

"You mean these pumpkins weren't for me?"

[aperfectsonnet-or-1foolishline]

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I thought someone was eating my #pumpkins! #deer 🎃 #pumpkin #syracuse

[micdotcom]

Michael Jackson once told Oprah he didn’t want a white actor to play him

In the middle of a controversy over white actor Joseph Fiennes’ new role as Michael Jackson in an upcoming British TV movie, who better to hear from than the King of Pop himself? In 1993, Jackson explained his vitiligo and his pride in being black. That didn’t stop Fiennes from coming up with an excuse for his casting.

[aperfectsonnet-or-1foolishline]

being an adult

pro: can buy yourself whatever you want, no one can stop you

con: can buy yourself whatever you want, no one can stop you