Too Many Words

Corinne, female, 17, happy to help.Perfunctory- a mundane day to day activity. Verbigeration-the obsessive repetition of words or phrases.

[aperfunctoryverbigeration]

I warned you I wasn't worth your time, I don't want to hurt you But you have me falling hard too.

[victorpopejr]

every local indie band photoshoot ever (w/ Kayla Christine, LXGRKN)

[vex-ed]

The Slow Mo Guys - Jelly Tennis

[pr1nceshawn]

Animal New Year’s Resolutions

[aperfunctoryverbigeration]

The Competition is Toxic

Other people's success is not your failure.

[aperfunctoryverbigeration]

Pleats are essentially organised wrinkles

Thank you for your time.

[aperfunctoryverbigeration]

I aspire to be my freezer

super cool, really chill, and usually functional.

[artoo-detoos]

[d-sneyprincess]

[the-man-and-the-mouse]

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

[theincredibleelastigirl]

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Goddamn. Phillip could get the business.

[queer-nihilist]

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

[speedlimit15]

these idiot s fell right into my trap. the menu tonight is rich ppl soup

[joshpeck]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[meme-mixtape-deactivated2016080]

pros and cons of dating me:

pros:

you’ll be the cute one

cons:

holy SHIT where do i begin

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[bacomnom]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I thought I was a nerd

But look at you.

[amargedom]

Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute.

Edgar Allan Poe, “To” (via amargedom)

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