AphAçores

I'm an Portuguese woman, that lives in Açores. I'm also an Hetalia fan.

[chiring-art]

Ah yes, the sexier Iberian brother.

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[paperbrain-kun]

@danktalia, your request for  inspired me so much that I made up a whole new AU. I was planning to do more than one piece but I couldn’t for several reasons 8(( (tho im going to draw those ideas later anyway)

So here’s your present! I hope you’ll like it 8)) Have a happy holiday!

[cotov]

America: did you get any holiday gift?

Russia: no

America: at least I'm your gift

Russia: what?

America: nothing

[patientno7]

the suffering never ends

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@aphacores

[aphacores]

So true, even thought my problem is naming them.

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The things my friends say sometimes I swear 

[aphacores]

Bloody: “House of horrors”

In Germany there was a famous scary house that ended last year but for some reason was brought by Russia. Germany and Italy visited it every year and to not alienate Russia they had to come this year as well. Russia, for some reason, invited a already scared America to go as well.  

Russia and Germany didn’t believe that the world was going to end and thought it was America’s conspiracy theories but Italy fell for it very badly and was trying to spend his last days with his dear Germany. America was just numbed, so Canada was following him to try and make sure he wasn’t going to do anything stupid.

The girls were undercover as member of the staff with Vietnam dressed as a mummy, Taiwan as a scary witch, Madeira as Frankenstein’s wife and Açores as Jason from Friday the 13nd.

Taiwan- Oh, we are going to get two in one?

Madeira- What are you talking about?

Açores- I think she’s talking about getting photos of Russia and America and Germany and Italy.

Vietnam- Do we have an actual plan this time?

Taiwan- Of course. Getting them, all scared and then… Yaoi!

Madeira- Oh God…

Açores- America will be a piece of cake.

Taiwan- Yes, Russia is difficult though…

Vietnam- And Germany.

Madeira- Well, they are entering…

Taiwan- Everyone on your positions.

The time of the five countries to enter began and the girls got into their section. The first one belonged to Vietnam and she didn’t really know what to do so she just walked in a straight line saying something like “ohohoohoho” that was more characteristic of a ghost. The guys didn’t really bat an eye and just walked to the next section.

This one was a room filled with fake body parts and a pot with a very familiar witch. Canada, Russia and Germany immediately knew who it was but America and Italy just stared at the witch.

Taiwan- Hello travalers. I’m the witch of death, if you want to know your fate, please sit with me.

Russia- No…

America- Are we going to die?!

Canada- America… I and Tony already told you that the world is not going to end…

America- Bro, I need to know. I’m going crazy…

Russia- Well, let’s amuse America a bit.

Canada- Oh, for the love of god…

Taiwan- Yes, I will tell you now your fate!

Italy- Oh Germany, can we go ahead?

Germany- I though you wanted to stay…

Italy- I want to be you Germany.

Germany- Guys, we are going ahead.

Canada- Oh, yeah… we are going to stay…

Germany- Good luck…

Germany and Italy walked away and Taiwan started to pretend to make a potion. America was sited and looked like a little kid, Canada was face palming and Russia was just amused.

Taiwan- Oh, what a terrible fate!

America- Really?!

Taiwan- Yeah, you will die terribly by heart attack… of fear!

Russia- Oh, I though it would be of terrible food.

America- Dude, my food is great.

Russia- Well, my pipe says otherwise.

Canada- Can you two stop?

Russia- Mister chair, please stay out of it.

Canada- You know what, I don’t care. If England asks, I will tell him you were so stupid I couldn’t do anything, he going to believe either way.

Canada walked away and America started crying.

America- This is one of the worst time of my live and now my brother left me.

Taiwan- Yeah… I’m still here.

Russia- Oh, were sorry Tai… I mean Miss Witch.

America- Yeah… I’m gonna go, I have to live the rest of my live.

Taiwan- Wait!! There is a way!

America- Really, you could told that before!

Taiwan- I need to keep the mystery going.

America- Yeah, you’re right. What do I have to do?

Taiwan- Kiss Russia.

America- What?!

Russia- Now I have to agree with America.

Taiwan- Just a kiss and you will be free.

Russia- And me?

Taiwan- Well, you can… have blackmail.

Russia- I agree don’t you want to live, America.

America- This is weird, dude.

Taiwan- Come on.

Russia then kissed America on the mouth and Taiwan could get very good pictures that would benefit her agenda.

Now the rest of the squad wasn’t successful.

Vietnam- So, why did you two stop your plans?

Açores- The Eu gives Portugal Money.

Madeira- Yeah, if Germany found out, we would be broker the will already are.

Vietnam- Well, if I know my sister, we will have another time.

@hetaween @anamelodemelo

[aphacores]

Pumpkin: “A delicious accident”

The first two victims of the squad were Bulgaria and Romania, it looked like a very weird choice but Taiwan wanted to have a reviling photograph of their relationship and for the others the people that are the victims is not really important.

Açores- This plan is stupid.

Madeira- Oh, come on.

Taiwan- Really, there’s nothing wrong in gaining some money.

Açores- What are you saying?

Taiwan- Hungary gives me money to compensate for my troubles in finding yaoi material.

Açores- You know what… I actually like it very much; I think we need to find you the most brilliant angle.

Madeira- You little shit…

Vietnam- Why am I even here.

Now with the new force fond by Açores the plan was in motion that consisted in giving cookies made with pumping and almonds shaped by vampires, that was Romania’s favorite. He would so happy that they would have an intimate moment hopefully with a kiss.

Vietnam- It’s a long shot but I guess we have nothing to do.

Taiwan- This is a hard job and it’s an honor to be performed by us.

Açores- Come on, it’s a beautiful profession.

Madeira- You just want money to do your party’s and bullfights.

Açores- I’m doing it for love...

Madeira- Yeah, tell yourself that if it makes you fill better.

Taiwan- Girls it’s Romania, now shut up.

Romania found the cookies and started to eat it. For some reason he made a weird face and put the rest of the cookies in the garbage.

Açores- What?

Taiwan- My perfect plan…

Vietnam- I guess it wasn’t really that perfect…

Bulgaria then came into the room and Romania started to fight with Bulgaria verbally for a few minutes then for some reason Bulgaria kissed Romania.

Açores- Take the pictures!

Taiwan- This worked better then I though!

Madeira- That was surprising…

Vietnam- Yeah, the luck this two have.

Açores- It’s not luck, it’s sexual tension.  

Madeira- Like you know what that means.

Açores- Are you kidding me? Dad’s the king of being a dense person with a lot of sexual tension.

Taiwan- So, next we go for Portugal.

Madeira and Açores- No!

Taiwan- Why?

Açores- We are autonomous regions but…

Madeira- We need his money.

Vietnam- He’s poor.

Açores- Yeah... That also means we are poor, so let’s get more photos, hahaha…

Vietnam- What was that?

Taiwan- I guess some genes are very prominent.

@hetaween @anamelodemelo

[aphacores]

Anything you like: “The squad”

In a dark room in Germany a top-secret meeting was taking place. The speaker was Madeira and the people in attendance was Açores, Taiwan and Vietnam.

Taiwan- So, what are we doing here?

Madeira- Ask my sister.

Açores- You’re the one that asked to the speaker.

Madeira- Yeah, because you would be to ominous.

Vietnam- Ok. What are you two doing?

Açores- Since I’m the one that knows everything, I’m going to tell you. So, my brother was working with us for Halloween to make just a bit… real and he went too far…

Vietnam- Do you mean “end of the world” kind of far?

Madeira- Exactly…

Taiwan- That was extreme…

Madeira- Yeah…

Taiwan- No one will believe it.

Açores- About that, it’s already in Social media.

Vietnam- All of it…

Madeira- Unfortunately yes.

Vietnam- Isn’t NASA telling the truth?

Madeira- They are already calling it “Fake news”.

Vietnam- So, what will we do?

Açores- Top him.

Madeira- No! What she means is doing this in a civilized manner.

Vietnam- Ok… for me is cool.

Taiwan- I can also help but I promised to get some yaoi material to Hungary.

Madeira- I just had a brilliant idea!

Açores- Oh, no…

Madeira- We are going to make the most of both worlds.

Vietnam- What?

Taiwan- Yeah, I know. Were making this a scary and romantic Halloween.

Açores- No, these things will never coexist.

Madeira- Yes, they will and it going to be amazing.

Vietnam- So, it became a yaoi fan fest.

Açores- Yeah, it always does.

@hetaween @anamelodemelo

[aphacores]

Funny: “What’s going on with Portugal?”

Portugal was stressed beyond words. The girls were on Brasil’s house and he had the work of one mouth to do before of the day 31st of October so he could do something with his children, on top of that for some reason all the animals of the zoo escaped and basically he had to find money to pay to all the people that had their belongings destroyed.

Spain yesterday came saying something really absurd about the end of the world and NASA, probably to get something from Portugal but he was met with a shut door. He though in actually listening to the TV but the power of procrastination was strong on the old nation and he couldn’t delay the impossible.

Portugal- Well, I could call Brasil to know what is happening… no, the kids are good children, they would never do anything horrible, they’re probably playing football or making plans to go for “pão por Deus”, what good kids I raised.

Little did Portugal know that the world was in a pain and his “good kids” were the reason for it.

P.s. Pão por deus is in the 1st of November since it's a holiday in Portugal, the rest is the same children go get candy in their comunity.

@hetaween @anamelodemelo

[aphacores]

End of the world: “When you go to far.”

A world meeting was being held in Germany and almost all countries of the world were present. America was presenting and in the end he was going to show an important video made by NASA, so some of them were very excited for something that is not boring. In the sealing two girls were waiting for what their brother did to that video, Brasil promised a bomb and they were expecting this.

So, when the video started Brasil relaxed and started to film the reactions of his colleagues. In the beginning everything was the same a new planed satellite to get better wi-fi in remote areas, a new discovery on how to better live in space but then letters started to show.

‘But this does not matter anymore. The world will face their worst time, everyone’s fear is going to happen in the 1st of November in the same day that the witches show themselves, the day of END OF THE WORLD.’

The video then ended and silence was installed for a long period of time until America started screaming bloody murder.

America- We are all going to die!!

Germany- America, what did I tell you about tasteless jokes in a meeting!

England- Yes, what the bloody hell where you thinking!

America- This was not in the video! Oh, my god it’s probably Tony trying to give us a message!

Canada- … Your alien friend?

America- He is not an alien! … AH, a ghost is talking to me!

Canada- … I’m Canada not a ghost…

America- Somebody help!

Russia- Oh, America your so funny. We can just hit it with a pipe.

China- We don’t even know what will happen to the world to end, how will you know what you will hit with a pipe?

Russia- Oh, I have my means. But first all of you could became one with me.

Prussia- … Then that will really be the end of this awesome world.

England- You’re not even a real country bugger off.

Prussia- Not awesome dude.

With that all of them started to scream at each other with Brasil recording all of that grinning. In the ceiling the girls were looking dumbfounded at what was transpiring.

Madeira- Well, that was extreme.

Açores- Yes, now we have to step up our game.

Madeira- What?

Açores- Yeah. Brasil is going to win this thing… and he’s not going to let us live this. You know what that means?

Madeira- That we will tell what Brasil did?

Açores- No, we are going to make the ultimate prank.

Madeira facepalmed but the set was prepared for the worst Halloween for all the countries of the world.  

@hetaween @anamelodemelo

[aphacores]

Mystic creatures: “The brasilian Boitatá”

After the unpredictable joke they performed on America, Madeira and Açores called Brasil, their brother and the self-proclaimed king of jokes in south America.

Brasil- Olá, my little sisters. What can I do for both of you?

Madeira- We are bored.

Açores- Yeah, it’s so boring here and we though you could help us.

Brasil- What do have to do with this?

Açores- We want to make this Halloween the scariest possible.

Brasil- Oh, I get it. You girls are tired of our old man’s taste, really if you want your independence, I can help you.

Madeira- We are fine, thanks. We are just thinking that it could be fun for us to just do some harmless jokes to the countries in the world.

Brasil- That’s a cool idea, but the old man is going to think I am corrupting you girls.

Açores- Dad, is never finding this out.

Brasil- Yeah, ok. So, what are you two thinking?

Madeira- I though about breaking all the flowers in the countries.

Brasil- Np, if people find out we have to pay and where all broke.

Açores- Sending all bulls to attack.

Brasil- Do you always think of that?

Açores- Well, do you have a better idea?

Brasil- Yes, I have and I have just the victim.

In a different place England, Norway and Romania where having a magic reunion. This day they were going to summon a demon from hell to test a theory of England’s.

England- I hope it works.

Romania- I will work…

Norway- …if both of you are concentrated.

All three of them closed their eyes and said their spell and a snake was in front of them.

Romania- Oh my god!! It’s a Boitatá!!

Norway- The snake that can petrify people.

England- Really, never heard of it.

Romania- It’s from Brasil… it’s a cool legend but I think this snake it’s a fake.

England- Why would you say that?!

Norway- The fact that you’re looking at it and you’re fine.

England- What a butter? It was for nothing, might as well try looking at this legend.

Outside the window Brasil and his sisters were watching.

Açores- That was awful.

Brasil- No, they are just mean.

Madeira- That was not smart at all, they are called the magic trio for some reason.

Brasil- I wanted to show my culture, don’t be like that.

Açores- Well, if you want your title to stick, I suggest to put in some work… irmão.

Brasil- Next one, it’s going to be so great that the world is going to turn.

Madeira- Cool. Can we stay at your house until Halloween?

Brasil- Yeah… sure... I think the old man won’t mind.

Açores- Oh. He will be busy…

Brasil- What did you do?

Madeira- Don’t worry you will find out.

Both sisters made an evil laugh and Brasil just knew, he was screed.

@hetaween @anamelodemelo

[aphacores]

Crossover- “Japan’s scary movies”

Japan’s tired of his live right now, it was almost Halloween and he had a surprise guest in America. He really liked America-san but he was getting old for his shit and for someone that was afraid of ghosts, America loved Halloween very much.

Alfred- Japan, my homie, why won’t we watch a cool movie of your country?

Japan started to think of a movie that he really wanted America-san to watch, it was more terrifying that everything that he probably watched but he hated when Americans adapted his movies and then made much more money.

Japan- I have just the movie, America-san.

America- Really, dude. What’s the name?

Japan- Ringu.

America- What The Ring?

Japan- No, Ringu.

America- I already saw all of them.

Japan- No. You never seen this one.

America- Well, if you say so...

They say the movie but for some reason America went quiet in the middle of it, when Japan looked at him, he found out America had just passed out. Without knowing what to do Japan called the most levelheaded person of his family Macau.

Japan- Ohayo, Macau-san I really need your help.

Macau- Bom dia Japan. What can I help you?

Japan- I think I broke America.

Macau- Oh, I though it was an emergency.

Japan- It is, America is afraid of horror movies and I made him watch the ringu, I just broke all the rules of etiquette…

Macau- Heh, calm down. I don’t really know what to do but I will help you. I just need to find a babysitter.

Japan- Why Macau-san…?

Macau- Well, my sisters are in my house…

Japan- I don’t really mind if they come.

Macau- Yeah… but my dad… Well, what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

Japan- Thank you for helping me, Macau-san.

Macau- It’s my pleasure. I will be there in a bit.

After two hours, Macau arrived to Japan’s house with his two sisters behind him. Madeira was smiling and Açores looked like someone killed her puppy.

Japan- Ohayo, Macau-san, Madeira-san and Açores-san.

Madeira- Bom dia, senhor Japão.

Macau- Bom dia, Japão.

Açores- Bom dia…

Macau- Well, I’ve been thinking that we should just ship him to England.

Japan- Macau-san, I refuse to run away from my responsibilities.

Macau- Think of it like that, America is just going home and your helping him.

Japan- I believe it is a reasonable choice.

Macau- Yeah… now we need to get him there save… girls try to see if he doesn’t wake up.

Madeira and Açores- Sim, irmão.

Macau and Japan left the room.

Madeira- What the hell are we going to do?

Açores- I don’t know. I just want to be on time for my Halloween party.

Madeira- You mean steeling America’s sweets.

Açores- No, I actually walk to ask for trick or treat.

Madeira- Your so childish.

Açores- It’s free candy, it’s called being smart.

Madeira- Sim, sim… now what are we going to do if he wakes up, drug him?

Açores- No, Japan is going to tell dad, are you crazy?

Madeira- He’s not like that.

Açores- Better be prepared.

Madeira- Do you have a better idea?

Açores- Yeah, actually… (gives evil smile)

Madeira- Why am I not liking this?

After a few hours Macau and Japan heard a scream and a big sound. Macau ran to the living room where Madeira and Açores are, mumbling about how Portugal was going to kill them, being followed by Japan. When they reached there, they found a very scary girl with long black hair and with white empty eyes and America was in the ground passed out.

Japan immediately started to reach for his katanna but was stopped by Madeira.

Madeira- Stop, it’s Açores.

Açores- Yeah, it’s me! What the f… hell?!

Macau- What are you doing?

Madeira- What you said brother, that we had to keep him unconscious.

Macau- Not like that…

Açores- Well, we could have hammer him in the head.

Macau- Ok… You two are on time out. Let adults solve problems and just go play…

Japan- Cosplay, you’re very good at it Açores-san.

Açores- …Thanks.

Japan- You’re welcome. Fill free to use my room to watch television or use my computer.

Madeira- We will, thank you.

The sisters went to the room and then looked at each other.

Açores- That was fun.

Madeira- The funniest thing was America’s face.

Açores- Yeah… I have a brilliant idea.

Madeira- What?

Açores- What if we scare people for Halloween.

Madeira- That is too much work.

Açores- Fun work.

Madeira- What if we make Brasil do the dirty work for us.

Açores- Now, that’s perfect Hallloween.

@hetaween @anamelodemelo

[aphacores]

Hetaween

Resume: Portugal was a good father but that doesn’t mean that he didn’t raise brats. This is a series of one-shots of the adventures of Brasil (Luciano Henriques) and my ocs Madeira (Leonor Henriques) e Açores (Isabel Henriques).

P.S. Some characters are based on my experiences with people from this countries or locations and of things that I read about their culture and traditions. It also is related to a fanfic that I am writing that has Portugal as my main character, so it’s basically my headcanons.

P.S.S. My live right now is very busy but I tried to release all days of Hetaween so if my english is bad I probably didn’t have time to review it, so sorry in advance. 

@hetaween @anamelodemelo

[queenofcringe]

India x Prussia is canon

Art by Hidekaz Himaruya

[aphacores]

This is the power of bollywood!

[cafe-j]

Ehh…this started off as a quick sketch… Anyway, who’s ready for Hetaween this year? I’m might be really busy but I do want to post more!

[shadowaswin]

It’s just normal daily training, but it can never be easy for Ita-chan…