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there are three types of pigeon breeds: "just your average french fry thief," "a little weird but nothing to write home about," and "what the fuck"

wiidogasts

all images from the american pigeon museum's breed gallery

normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered

wiidogasts

u know, that one’s a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z

wiidogasts

what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.

wiidogasts

bonus: why they ourple

alucard back dash

You can be a gnome if you want to

You can leave your friends behind

stenchkow

Because your friends aren't gnomes

cryptotheism

And if they're not gnomes, well...

rainbowgaez

they should probably die

crazy-brazilian

otakasensei

Fungi are truly the nearst thing to immortality we have on this planet

pacificrim-archive

aanakin

Ewen Bremner as Buttons in Our Flag Means Death (2022-)

mayaishiipeters

amajus

kitsune-sam

Stede's crew complaining about having no pirate flag

Stede: Alright! Arts and Crafts time everyone!

The crew:

douwatahima

look, i do honestly love that david jenkins had stede not really understand he was in love with ed until the scene with mary because he’d never been in love before and had no frame of reference, but it does make some of the earlier scenes fucking hilarious.

like, he’s standing in the light of a full moon, whispering to ed that he wears fine things well. ed moves towards him for a second before backing off. they go their seperate ways but turn around to stare at each other for a minute. you can cut the romantic tension with a knife. and meanwhile stede’s thought process is “having a real normal one with my good friend ed :)”