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[obscurevideogames]

Do you have any information or images regarding the Japanese video game Heavy Metal Thunder (ヘビーメタルサンダー, Hebī Metaru Sandā)?

EVERYTHING You Need to Know Before Playing Heavy Metal Thunder:

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[bikwin5]

*baby is born at a hospital*

doctor: congratulations, it’s a boy!

SJW: both psychonauts 2 and no more heroes 3 are releasing this week. isn’t that crazy

doctor: woah

[ultimatenutshackfangirl]

What you depicted was a gamer, an SJW would go batshit insane because the kid was born male.

[bikwin5]

hello ultimate nutshack fan girl

[ultimatenutshackfangirl]

Tomorrow is my favorite episode’s 14th anniversary!

[bikwin5]

awesome

[acquired-stardust]

Nester's Funky Bowling Virtual Boy 1996

[klapollo]

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

[minna-nakayoku]

i too hungry the. icecream

[minna-nakayoku]

[minna-nakayoku]

HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?

[humiliationvictim]

Humiliated again…

[backsack]

here comes the airplane

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.

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It’s a big mistake to think you’re the only one who can turn into a electric car

Voting ended onJul 9

[robbydude]

my video tribute to the hit game karateka

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[null-is-sparing-you]

Okay that would be a funny mistake, but it *does* imply Anon did do their research. So credit where credit is due.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm gonna be real with you: picking the top result from a google search, not questioning at all whether a for-profit organization with a vested interest in selling their reading programs is a trustworthy source, still immediately misreading your findings, and leaning heavily on US-centricism for their argument isn't the kind of research I'm giving a lot of credit for. that's like, D- work. barely engaged with the assignment.

[flightlessbirdgirl]

you're all just jealous of me for my dull kitchen knife that i'm cowering with #myknife #cowering

[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

[gingik]

[maykitz]

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

[mozilla-firefucks]

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

[wariteres]

friendly reminder that “modesty” is a deeply racist concept that has directly led to the suffering of millions of indigenous women, and that while chastity is important it doesn’t automatically require you to be more clothed, because how you sexually signal through your dress is cultural and varies from place to place.

[wariteres]

YEP. YES.

[stenchkow]

I try so hard to be pretentious and discerning in my taste but if I so much as catch a whiff of something in the Girls with Guns genre it all goes out the window.

Give me an unhinged woman shooting things and suddenly I'm a kid again

[stenchkow]

(bravely) I think I'm finally ready to admit that the OVA of Gunsmith Cats is the only iteration of it that I actually like