far, far from home

I know I'm a vampire, Snookie! (alex skarsgard.) gh: featherdvwn

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sorry to disappoint y'all, i'm back!

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sloane keeps giving me updates about how much she wants to fight bill from true blood

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technology is fighting me today :(

[ghettoyout]

I love a conversation where both people are just as curious abt each other

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just realized I missed following like four people. I’m sorry. 😖

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I emerge 👁️👁️

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scratched my leg and didn’t know I had a scab and yowwie :(

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Heeeey 😏

this is exactly I see everyone btw (you’re all the dots)

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uptown girls is such a classic

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hi tiny humans

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what are we all up to tonight?

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why are we coaching ella

who is ella

WHY is ella

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

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well, hello there stranger! my name is alex. I’m just a silly little guy from Sweden. I’ve probably been in over two things you’ve seen over the years. fun fact: I actually quit acting for a while and returned later on when I was a bit older. I’m not sure what to exactly put here — my likes, dislikes? but I will ensure you I am not truly a Viking or a vampire even if it seems some people are convinced I am.

come reach me at @featherdvwn, we can chat about orange mocha Frappuccino’s if you want. ;)

[3liza]

i love punishing apps by turning off all their notifications

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Welcome back from the war husband

you truly are the definition of a jester