'A pisse, la Crisse's brain-damaging

That is where stuff goes when it makes no sense.

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[pegasusgalaxybedsr2small]

They try their best, but it's so very hard out there! More Stargate Atlantis textposts!

[waitingforthet]

Farscape posting

[oh-no-its-bird]

Pilot dropped his water bottle underneath the console and it got stuck behind the peddles; They were talking to maintenance and asking them for a giant stick to try and poke it out from under there because obviously, that's a HUGE safety hazard. I finally bullied my way into the cockpit insisting I was small enough to try and just grab it and managed to wiggle under and get it in like 5 seconds flat.

They looked at me in pure awe. I have never felt more powerful.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Artistic rendition

[tyrannusimons]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Murdered the entire squad

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[luntfontanne]

BLEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[luntfontanne]

[big-bad-shorty-king]

Hay guys here’s a new pride icon!

[yarrow-heather-and-hollyhock]

I love this little bit by Cathon

[buildarocketboys]

When you're googling Google for your Buffy fic to figure out whether the characters would be using Google in the summer of 2000 and then the Wikipedia entry for 'Google (verb)' includes this:

[thatsbelievable]

Friday Funnies!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

[parkchanwoohoo]

[apisselacrisse]

make "dead wife" videos of your loved ones in case you end up with a tragic backstory in the near future

[cannibalchicken]

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[cheeso]

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)