Caution, Shitposting In Progress

he/him(?) - I reblog much too much but I think most of it is decent - commie as in fuck off - fuck Tories fuck terfs don't fucking discourse on my posts please. Anything that is remotely original goes under the tag #glass door display fridges

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

thinking about the guy at karaoke last week who requested creep by radiohead and instead sang, from memory, hey there delilah by the plain white t’s. with the radiohead creep instrumentals

[fibbunny]

Was it good?

[gingertomcat]

I was compelled to give it a go after reading this post and I can confirm it works. The songs work together. The reverse combination also works.

Whether or not it's "good" is an entirely different question

[the-haiku-bot]

Whether or not it’s

“good” is an entirely

different question

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gingertomcat]

WHEN WAS TUMBLR GONNA TELL ME I GOT HAIKU BOT REBLOGGED OH MY GOD!!!!!

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[beardedmrbean]

[animentality]

[bathingatbaxters]

Grace Slick — maybe 1967-68? If anybody knows the photographer I’ll add it in the caption :)

[vitterdotter]

no more divine feminine/masculine as repackaged gender roles, no more crystals to cure cancer, no more higher self instead of looking at yourself, no more starseeds, no more fear mongering around protection magic, no more calling toxicity "energy vampirism", no more applying new age terms to folk practices, no more anthropomorphizing spirits, no more

[weirdlandtv]

From: HOW TO READ A PERSON LIKE A BOOK (1971), by Gerard I. Nierenberg and Henry H. Calero.

[only-cat-memes]

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[katya-1917]

Kitten fever probably explains why animal shelters and cat cafes are never hurting for volunteers.

[lastoneout]

The most recent Android update making it impossible to actually disable any AI features no matter what you do is surely a sign that this technology is the future and about to take off and make everyone SOOOOO much money that all the nay-sayers will be sobbing about how they were fools who should have listened and invested. Everyone knows you have a winning product if you have to uh *checks notes* trick and/or force people to use it against their will. Great job, everyone!

[lastoneout]

I love how they keep switching where the edit with AI button is when you take a screenshot or copy paste text or enter any submenu to open my emojis so I keep accidentally tapping it and having to cancel out of the MASSIVE notification that takes up 2/3rds my fucking screen shouting "go to settings to enable AI!!! Enable it, because as you can see it's so fucking useful and not just a massive nuisance!!!!!" 50 times a day this sure is the technology of the future!!! It's so useful and inevitable that's why we have to fuck with you until you accidentally use it!!!!! I LOVE IT HERE!!!!

I also still cannot make the now brief go away and I keep accidentally tapping it too and I want to scream, and this shit die faster for the love of god????

[lastoneout]

Joining the War on AI on the side of nuking all data centers.

[vimmie-vexes-1212]

terrorism is always bad, as there is no conceivable way to do it without harming innocent civilians. however, it MUST feel good as fuck to punt an ied through a window on a datacenter I mean like come on

[lastoneout]

It really is such a nice mental image.

[lustingupon]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[wizardarchetypes]

No more sleeping with my phone within reach because I was having an extremely vivid dream that I was the victim of some sort of mass-poisoning. the notorious poisoner? "The Centipede Cult." They used a specific type of poison, referred to only by its chemical nomenclature, which I somehow remembered perfectly upon waking. It went: □□ Na({}^{2})

Because that makes sense. Anyway, this poison would submit me to its well-known and much-feared symptom: "17 Day Paralysis" in which you're paralyzed for exactly 17 days and you only chance of survival is to be on full machine support for 17 days.

Just before the medical team intubated me I remembered I have a Zoom meeting with my academic advisor today (I actually do in real life) and I needed to email him to let him know I was the victim of a mass-poisoning and would need to reschedule.

I kept trying to type the "□" symbol in my dream but could not figure out how and gave up.

I woke up in real life to find I'd begun drafting an email in my sleep to my professor in the Gmail app. I was apparently using talk-to-text (I often do because of my hand neuropathy) but speaking in Irish, which talk-to-text never understands, so other than the words in English "poison" and "centipede" the entire email was complete nonsense.

[wizardarchetypes]

I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."

[wizardarchetypes]

Bc so many people have asked, the □ in the dream was in fact just a wingdings square symbol. Your phone/browser isn't blocking an emoji. You're seeing it right.

[theconcealedweapon]

"If they were really fascists, they'd be killing protesters."

And they are.

"If they were really fascists, it would be illegal to criticize them."

Greg Bovino openly stated that that's exactly what he wants.

[theconcealedweapon]

Also, they literally declare that opposition to fascism is terrorism. If you're anti-anti-fascist, then you're fascist.

[aesthetic-otd]

Today's aesthetic is divine machinery

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

[windwardstar]

not wanting to be a woman doesn't mean you have to be a man

not wanting to be a man doesn't mean you have to be a woman

you do not have to be either. you can be neither or something else entirely.